Tiotes Witch Doctor

If he doesn't start season as our first choice LM I want McClaren OOT

FUCKING GET IN LAD

Cant wait to see Gouffran start ahead of him against Southampton.

Love this guy

Bigi is shite.

All started from Satka, then abysmal marking. Looking forward to McClarens positive spin on this one.

I know its just basic stuff, but managing to see someone in goal for us who can kick the ball out and find a player perfectly on the wing without it flying out of the stadium is nice to see.

I feel like Abeid has just blew his one chance there.

No change in playing style since last season whatsoever, there isn't one thing you can point to and say, that's improved.

Colback >Abeid

Woodman does look better than Darlow on early viewing mind, he doesn't have 50p feet like Krul as well, can actually seem to find a player with kicks.

Satka is the definition of toilet.

Woodman > Darlow

It actually angers me that Gouffran is captain even if it is pre-season, that cunt doesn't deserve to be anywhere near any lineup based on his piss poor effort last season and now hes captain ahead of Janmaat who give 100% every game and was our best player and best suited to the job.

Gouffran taking his responsibilities on board with that little clap to Obertan.

Armstrong continues to be shit, like every other time I've seen him.

Aarons is mint like, we're desperate for him to stay fit. Obertan getting a hell of a lot of game time, worried he might start the season at RW or LW.

On knee jerk I'd be happy to see the back of Satka, Ferguson, Cisse, Sissoko, Gouffran, Williamson, Obertan Oh wait it's not knee jerk they're all shite.

That would be a great lineup but we all know captain Jack will be in there.

Never mind, no doubler haha

I'm hoping so too, let's be honest there's no obvious reason the confirmation of Mitrovic is taking so long. Normally I would attribute it to being the ineptitude of the club, but surely the club wouldn't look to prolong any positive PR unless there was a good reason, like DOUBLE the positive PR with another signing. We can hope.

Would murder my entire family just to smell her shit though. FIT

Would love it if this deal was somehow on the hush hush and he was announced with Mitro later.

:lol: How dare the ref not give something that definitely wasn't a penalty to keep the fans happy. AMUURRRRICA.

How pointless is Colback man, its like he actively avoids getting close to a player.