Tiotes Witch Doctor

IF Carver doesn't get the gig, whoever does get it will have to roll over and agree to work with our cretinous coaching staff, so someone like Mclaren would certainly fit the bill. I just can't see how ANYONE worth their salt would possibly agree to such ridiculous terms. Could see the brain trust undermining any new foreign coach immediately.

Krul is fucking shit.

What a fucking hero.

Stick the cunt in goal.

Snap.

Basically said has respect for Carver as a coach as hes a massive reason that he made it as a player, but says he reckons the job is too big for him and struggles with the pressure. Says he will be gutted if go down, and is praying for a Man Utd win, feels canny conflicted about the match tomorrow. Would be open to a return one day, reckons letting Ben Arfa go was a mistake but says he was told he was turning up to training over an hour late almost every day. Took the p*ss out of him for when he had his corn rows which was apparently a bet from Barton. Says hes been 100% for a few weeks now but they don't want to bother risking him this season, and says Big Sam is as good as gone which hes gutted about because hes the best coach hes worked with. Wish I had asked him more things about the club etc... like what happened when he left but didn't really want to interrogate him too much, good lad though, hardly anything hugely interesting to talk about but still a canny chat, seems a good lad.

Had a bit crack with Carroll and his mates at the county on the high street yesterday afternoon, surprised at how much of a good lad him and his mates were after some of the stories going round about him. Talked about Carver, relegation etc... Pretty interesting, also paid for me and my mates drinks all afternoon.

Literally hundreds of comments online about how people cant wait to buy it. Guess who wins again.

In Carvers brain he provides that "English grit" with the perceived notion that he will care more than an Abeid or an Anita, its jobs for the boys over actual ability and probably thinks there's a chance he might score a free kick, which as has already been said, since his return from injury his set pieces are dump, rendering him utterly useless instead of mostly useless to average beforehand. Not to mention Anita was probably MOTM vs West Brom.

I'll be in the pub with our shite on the big screen and Hull game on my phone.

1-0 defeat, with Hull drawing with Man utd. We stay up, all hail Geordie John.

I actually didn't think he was playing yesterday, had to ask my mate very late on in the game if he had not started or gone off injured. An absolute nothing player who people inexplicably over rate.

This stupid cunt has regressed so much its untrue, still pulls off the odd good save but even at his very best his distribution, flappyness on crosses and commanding of his box have been dire. Wouldn't give a flying fuck if he left in the summer.

Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Dummett, Anita, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, Aarons, Perez, Cisse.

We'll win this, Hull will draw with Spurs and we'll stop up.

Like: Cisse, Perez, Jonas, Abeid, Janmaat, Anita. Meh: Sammy, Riviere, Haidara, Dummett,and any other player I can't think of off the top of my head. Dislike: Sissoko, Coloccini, Krul, Obertan, Williamson. Based on a combination of ability, personality and my irrational hatred.

This went well. This is exactly why I don't bet.

I've done it a few different ways and it always results in Sunderland going down, it relies heavily on them not beating Everton, draw or loss would be acceptable.

:lol: That's actually incredible

Anyone seen the answers to the questions on the live Q&A man? Every answer is basically stating the obvious or saying "don't know" Surely its only worthwhile doing these things if you have at least a tiny bit of inside knowledge?

A "no comment" as in actually going to the trouble of saying "no comment" or just.... no comment? Which would be the usual response

Arguing with a lad on FB because he agrees with the Rob Lee article that "no manager could do any better with the team" its absolute madness that people buy into this sort of thing, any half competent manager would have seen us with at least a couple more wins on the board. That Lee article is patronising as fuck and a clear attempt and sticking up for his mate John, says its a collective problem then blames the players and says Mourinho couldn't do any better.... reet.

Its going to come down to us and Sunderland for the last relegation spot and personally I fancy them to squirm out of it like they always do while we lose 11 in a row. The 6 points we surrendered to them will seal our fate ultimately.

The stars are aligning to send us down, ridiculous but all of our own doing.

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