Tiotes Witch Doctor

God I hate nufcfans.

Theres still a good chance he won't sign.

Adam & the bants

He was seeing my step sister for a bit, she reckons he was an arrogant twat and a bit stuck up. Women

I'm sure he said something similar months ago, the tease.

This is really beginning to upset me now. Just started my 2 weeks off work aswell so instead of getting out and about making the most of it and packing to move into my new flat I'll be on this forum all day and bastarding night. Not that I don't enjoy the musings of all you fine folks though.

Good thing you're not in charge of our transfers then. At least we would get players for positions we actually need them.

Still think we should be looking at a quality LB and shifting over Santon myself.

More conjecture

Saw Santon tonight in Asda and his bird is so fit she made me prolapse right in the middle of biscuits aisle. Absolute little stunner.

To be fair though I've heard that L'Equipe is the french version of the sun.

pards has said he'll be playing centrally Please point me to these quotes by Pards, thanks Allow me: When asked if he was impressed by Ba's comments hinting towards staying at United, Pardew told the Evening Chronicle: "They have never been anything other if you speak to Demba. "He's always had the same feeling for the club. I think he understands that the fans love him here. "He wants to repay that. By the same token we all have to make sure that everybody is happy here." Ba has asked Pardew about playing more as a centre-forward this season, having been deployed mainly in a wide position after the arrival of his compatriot Papiss Cisse in January. And the Newcastle manager has indicated that Ba will get his chance to lead the line alongside Cisse for the coming 12 months. "Demba wants to play in a central role. He wants to get himself chances to score goals," said Pardew. "And I think that in 90 per cent of the games next year that's where he will play."

I cant actually think of a transfer saga in recent times that has frustrated me more than this one, I really don't think this will happen and I think he will stay at Lille in the end, and we'll probably plod on with Danny Simpson or bring in a left back and shift Santon to the right (which probably makes more sense anyway)

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=13009739&postcount=9

I like how the friendlies are on TV this year, I can't ever remember them being on in previous seasons, or does my shite memory fail me again?

Mike Ashley making it his sole aim to unsettle as many teams and players as possible this transfer window

I get the impression from Simpson's tweets that he isn't going anywhere. Got a horrible feeling this wont happen http://media.picfor.me/001456472/kg-widescreen-wallpaper--cry--Sad/Cry--eyes--lips--face--lagrimas--cosas--eye--tears--mix--parts-of-the-body--funny_large.jpg

Wonder if we make any more money back from the supposed sell on clause thats in the contract

Half of them think that lot are s**** though. Never thought of that, they are blinded by bitterness and hatred. Don't know about anyone else but on the rare occasion the mackems have a few decent players I'm willing to admit it and not be a 10 year old about it.

Not really bothered what they think too much but it is quite funny how they never learn... asking if Debuchy is so good then why isn't a bigger club in for him and how are we getting him so cheap, forgetting that Cabaye, Tiote, Ben Arfa, Cisse, Ba and Santon to an extent are already perfect examples that we can get top quality players over the line for a good fee.

Because he isn't and wont be the central striker next season?

I've noticed Ba seems to be very careful in what he says... or at least that's the way it seems, he never actually comes out and says that hes definitely staying regardless of other clubs come knocking or not, he just says hes happy and that no other clubs have came in for him yet... this way if say Man Utd came knocking, he could leave and still not have lied about it, if you notice every quote hes made about staying is the same, hes not ruling anything out. Probably very smart tbh after the whole Carroll saga.

Recovered from his injury by getting another injury

Sounds like another Colin