Ted Maul

Thank you Puma for saving me money.

Life just isn't fair, I got my stream running ages ago then it fucked just before the match started, ffs. And that kit looks beyond awful. The spikes :anguish:

NOOOOO! Had it on for ages and it's fucked now fuck my life man.

Oh god, the picture's gone still

WTF :lol: This channel's staying on after the match is finished tbh.

Which one? http://i.imgur.com/dNVzV.jpg Thought the other one looked even more mental. Like some sort of retarded Germanic Anton Chigurrh remix.

Disabled people playing on a life-size chessboard now ffs

Which one?

This fucking channel man Two roaring eccentrics having a in-depth debate about god-knows-what.

That garage advert looked like the beginning of a porn. Was loving the bird in it.

Back up now, phew. This has to be the most schizophrenic TV channel I've ever seen outside of Japanese broadcasting.

My signal went

Cabaye had a very good first season. As Ian W says room for improvement but he will only get better. Looking forward to hopefully seeing him in a more advanced role this season, loved it when he was at the head of the midfield three. Was able to battle and create in equal measure.

Elliot Tav - Williamson - Perchinho - Raylor Gosling - Abeid Obertan - Amalfitano - Sammy Vuckic Maybe swap Sammy and Vuckic?

1,333 on the 'Things are so good at the minute!' thread

Tiote's bling

Already done in the transfer rumours thread I think. Load of bollocks, you can see the cogs that have turned in the reporter's brain who made this shit up: Buying into the mystifying outsider opinion that Santon has been a flop + Santon casually linked with Roma earlier in the summer + Bojan situation = We have a story! Also this.

Need to hear more! Must...have....more!

It's just quite a few people didn't seem to have seen it before, fair play.

Looking forward to seeing how Bigi Smalls plays like.

That one on the last page is just Botafogo's with Newcastle stuff shopped onto it. http://www.sportplanet.com.br/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/c/a/camisa_puma_botafogo_i_2012_frente_1.jpg I love it though.

BULLSHIT

Didn't he score two and assist one against Man City?

I'm getting rather excited about your Lee Van Cleef avatar.