Ted Maul

I would have been quite pleased with signing him as he's a decent prospect, but comes across as though he's got a stinking attitude on the pitch when I've seen him and moving to QPR over Gladbach or us tells you one or two things about his footballing ambition. Not necessarily criticising him for wanting to maximise his income but that's certainly part of the reason I'm not going to lose any sleep that he hasn't signed for us.

Who's Vierra? Is he any good?

Aye, good as gone tbh.

Everyone's proper doom and gloom now all of a sudden, fucking schizophrenic bastards

Thought he was dead tbh.

Get it DONE.

LOL, Marveaux is not going to be breaking his neck to get on the end of a cross in a pre-season friendly especially considering his injuries.

Newsflash commentator - you're not in England.

FFS Obermong.

Marveaux's close control is excellent like, ball just seems to stick once he gets it.

Cheick claims his first victim

Oh FFS, Obermong coming on

He's shit, sell the cunt, whatever we can get for him.

Who is this co-commentator? What a fucking daft twat.

Bigi again

Gonna be a Vuckic screamer here.

Amalfi's been fine like, as many have stated he's done a job in a position he's clearly not comfortable in. Bigi, on this half alone of course, looks easily good enough to be a regular sub and reliable backup. Only 18 too.

Lovely turn by Amalfi there.

Been very impressed with Bigi, looks efficient.

Demba jumps higher than their keeper could with his arms outstretched What a scrappy goal

The side is cobbled together and you can tell like. Sammy LM, Amalfitano at RM, Simpson at CB, Jonas at LB it was always going to be a bit of a mess tbh.

Daviday looking uncomfortable at RB so far.

Bigi with a nice challenge there.

Simpson

Going to laugh my tits off if our match against Monaco gets its own thread on the SMB.