Ted Maul

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Already in meltdown and he hasn't even signed yet.

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He should fuck off to the Middle East to a joke rich club where a money-grabbing joke player like him belongs. That's if he can tear himself away from his beloved horses long enough. Cunt

"Over the line", love how everyone's adopted Pardspeak now Good news but even so it could still potentially rumble on for another week. Hope we get him in quickly so he has plenty of time to get himself and his family etc settled.

Sadly, he does not satisfy the average Sunderland fan's discerning footballing tastes: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showpost.php?p=12967343&postcount=17

The grin on Shola man

Not allowed under Premier League rules. I think the delay on the new kit being released is because they're trying to get out of their contract with Virgin Money so he can put Sports Direct on instead. Obvious when you think about it. :scared:

This.

I actually think it would be quite decent if it weren't for those red bits.

Sir Chesney

I generally like simplistic kits but that just has a cheap and nasty look about it IMO.

Spuds white kit is dreadful. The away one isn't bad, but still very meh. What's with the block coloured kits? I thought they wore dark shorts with the home kit.

£8 million http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1191763_o.gif

Because he's a greedy c*** who thinks he's better than he is? Just a possibility. And we know this how? Read my post again, please.

Because he's a greedy cunt who thinks he's better than he is? Just a possibility.

It says Ronaldo then has a picture of Ronaldinho, fucking hell

Park for £5m? A good signing? :lol:

Would be an honour seeing him playing for a club like Barcelona.

What I find the funniest about that whole issue is the mack-tracking regarding Sunderland's squad. At the start of the season they were going to come above us and beat us in the derbies because they had a better squad on paper. Now the great Arty Ziff has endured a virtually identical run to what Bruce was sacked for, it's because he inherited an awful squad off useless fat Mag Steve Bruce

Meltdown imminent. http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=714078

Well he needs to eat even more then because he was fucking atrocious during Ramadan

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=713933