Ted Maul

Fucking hell if I was one of Robben's team mates I'd want to smack him one, greedy cunt.

What a goal, beauty that.

Look at the way Ronaldo stands over free kicks before taking his run up, what a twat man.

Saw an column in the Daily Fail with Des Kelly crawling up Redknapp's arsehole talking about what a disgrace his sacking is and how it's a conspiracy between Levy and the FA or something ffs fucking hell. Remember back when Hodgson got the England job and the ridiculous knee-jerking of the media at the time. Within just a couple of hours of the appointment there was a Paul Merson column up on Sky Sports' website about how the FA had made a grave mistake and how supposedly the entire country wanted Redknapp to get the position. I was immediately incredulous and enraged at the thought of an idiotic drunk almost completely incapable of pronouncing a word correctly if it contains more than two syllables attempting to speak for the nation's fans. Unbelievable tbh.

I know it's a template etc but purely on their own merits I think the away and potential third kit are nice, although I would like to see that third kit with white shorts and socks, block green that colour won't look very nice IMO.

"Isn't Newcastle a sad place" Dickhead

Aye Ed Harrison's blog is poor like, and utterly laughable as a source. Fair play to him for making the effort though, seems a canny bloke.

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Well played by Carroll tonight.

Agree, too early for him to be looking to get much playing time with France, another two years of the form he's showed the last few monthsof the season though and he'll be a shoo-in.

Rooney instead of Young, who in a free role managed to contribute the sum total of fuck all. That's the only change I'd make.

Just what I was thinking

Young been utter shite.

Gary Lineker IS Lame Pun Raccoon.

Logan just throwing statements at Walcott man, poor lad's having to patter like fuck.

7 Nation Army, loudest rendition yet! :scared:

Fucking Ashley Young is utter garbage, drop that fucker.

Gerrard man, what a tossa took it right off Chamberlain's boot

Aye sure he's said some guff before about thanking Jesus

Cole wants to cut off that mughawk like.

PUSH UP!!! PUSH UP FFS!!!!

Turned to shite long before he got involved tbf

Elm hasn't impressed me at all tbh.

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England's Best Defender gets owned