Scotty66

Since we last won the derby I've developed alzheimer's and forgotton that we ever won that said derby in the first place.

The grey one has to be the keeper top surely? I like the home kit though,best one for a long time.

ok the 3rd worst.....

That is absolutely shocking. Looks like the Newcastle tie around the collar,which would be bad enough if it was centered. It's on the p*ss and looks horrific. Probably the worst kit design I've ever seen.

Given our recent history with managers,I certainly wouldn't be disappointed with McClaren. At least "former England manager" has a nice ring to it.

Carver is likely to be kept on the staff after impressing with the way he has managed the club since Pardew departed for Crystal Palace.

Moldavian defender (number 2) just standing there like

Finally a derby without Pardew! Carver

Johnson back on the bench today then....nailed on to start against us.

Imagine forcing that kind of pressure on the opposition from the kick off though...I know Arsenal were hesitant as they were trying to protect the lead but we're capable of doing it. Yet the majority of the time we leave Perez up front on his own trying to win headers against 6'4+ CB's Start like that against Sunderland an we would smash them by 4 or 5 goals. Zero chance of that though.

Welbeck skinning Williamson

Ironic how we should be playing like this when the scores are level,not being a goal behind.

If Carver really loved the club he would walk away forcing the board into making an appointment.

We're like a bunch of headless chickens,how the fuck has Carver ended up in charge of us?

Oh look...we're losing.

Welbeck and Giroud will have a field day.

Thread title is annoying me as the lick should be after "listen" and not in between "it's a" Far too much time on my hands and now thinking far too much about licks.

Coral offering 3/1 on Arsenal,Spurs and Southampton all to win. We'll get dicked by Arsenal,Spurs are at home to Leicester and Southampton at home to Burnley. Not really a fan of multiples but that seems very tempting. Edit - scrap that,Skybet offering 4/1!

Honestly can't remember...has he actually played for us yet?

Betbright offering money back on Arsenal if they don't win in 90 mins. Money back as a free bet up to a maximum of £25.

We used to have a kick about with one of these for years. The ball was an absolute dream. Connect with a perfect volley and it was a goal every time,pointless the keeper even trying tbh. Brings back fond memories of the beautiful game,not the shit that we see now

Can currently lay Dick on Betfair at 1.5. Betfair's rules say the next manager is who takes charge for the next 10 domestic games. With only 9 games left and as long as he leaves at the end of the season there could be some money to be made. Tempted to lump some on but still not sure. Also wanted to warn anyone who may whack a load on backing him thinking it's easy money

Can currently lay Dick on Betfair at 1.5. Betfair's rules say the next manager is who takes charge for the next 10 domestic games. With only 9 games left and as long as he leaves at the end of the season there could be some money to be made. Tempted to lump some on but still not sure. Also wanted to warn anyone who may whack a load on backing him thinking it's easy money

If this was away it would be a serious mauling. But as it's at home, I feel we can hold out for perhaps 10 minutes.

Pardew might be doing ok results wise but it's his ego alone that can destroy a club.That takes a while to take hold. It's his downright stubbornness to adapt when the rough patch arrives.Dropping talented players who can guarantee goals/chances for favour of those that "work harder" We've seen him for 4 years,how other people/Palace fans can say that we're wrong and think they know better is quite amusing tbh. He managed to get West Ham to a cup final and still he left that club being known as a fraud and a clueless manager. It's like a bus driving by with everyone on board laughing at you because your walking in the pissing rain,yet you can see the wheels wobbling and it's only minutes until they come off.....