TenkoDaLuz

The main Portuguese commentator is so cringe worthy. His accent sounds like my uncle when he's trying to game old British women in our beaches.

Ah. Yes. I didn't know about this. They don't sound so terrible, but I don't know who they are.

Holy shit I so want to hear that. Our BTV reporters are known for having terrible English skills. Let me see if I can grab some shitty stream.

Huh, what? Are you hearing the comments in Portuguese?

Ah, yes. Your manager might not have such an intense stare, but he has respectable pecs and arms.

I'm actually apprehensive about this. Both about the capability of the team of keeping this high pressure through the season, but as well the spaces showing up behind our defense with a team that plays well on the counter (you can read most of the Portuguese Liga teams). He was PSV coach last year, and all these issues have shown up. But let's see.

Having some really tough times since he's become president.

Watching a game between Benfica and Newcastle always makes one feel some nice echoes from former fantastic European nights. Two fantastic clubs still today.

So... seems like 90 min of football will happen between our teams.

Hm? Was there a nutjob from Lisbon around these boards in the past?

Not suggesting is slightly acceptable for ENG to take 0-4 at home, but it seems to me that the Hungarian NT has made solid progression throughout the years. We faced them in 2016 and could barely pull a 3-3. In last Euros we won 0-3 but it was a extremely unfair result to them. Now they are making very good games on the NL. I don't know, I kinda like to see Hungary rise again from their historical hashes after two lost WC finals. I went back some pages and see mostly laughing emojis so I assume most of you aren't losing a night of sleep because of this. Maybe it's time for Southgate to go?

I think the unthinkable might happen: me being wrong about something. Nuñez is getting better and better. I hope he crashes Ajax defenders tonight. He might not be the complete flop I was predicting.

I'm not gonna start it. Fact and numbers don't lie.

No player reacts like he does when he's under pressure. Easily the best of his generation. Portuguese and club fans that currently hate on him (many Benfica fans of course) will talk about him to their kids, grandkids, etc. Gotta enjoy watching him while we still can. A legend.

I had no idea the hatred for this guy was still going this strong...

I've heard elsewhere the deal was 50M EUR, I'd be thrilled about that!

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/12040/12512674/darwin-nunez-west-ham-hoping-to-complete-move-for-benfica-striker

Benfica x Sporting, Portuguese League Cup Final, starting now.

You are right, Tottenham, not NUFC. I am sorry. Regarding your question: Paulo Bernardo Gonçalo Ramos Gilberto Weigl Probably more one or two.

Most of those goals against horrible Portuguese teams. And also the rest of our strikers are absolute crap, so he stands out easily. Look, he is very strong and fast, but he has no brains and not much talent with his feet. If this is the type of striker you like, I will be happy to sell him. On other news, today's newspapers saying Luiz Diaz heading to Liverpool instead of NUFC. This one yes, it is a shame that you didn't get him. Easily the best Primeira Liga player.

https://www.abola.pt/nnh/2022-01-25/fc-porto-tottenham-apresentou-proposta-para-levar-luis-diaz/924257 Tottenham made an offer to FC Porto about Luiz Diaz. 45M EUR, but apparentelly Porto wants the full clause which will be 80M EUR. This winger is a beast. Easily the best player of the Portuguese Primeira Liga at the moment.

https://www.abola.pt/nnh/2022-01-25/benfica-newcastle-tem-novos-alvos-na-luz-alem-de-darwin/924206 Rumours that NUFC might be interested in Benfica's Lucas Veríssimo (solid CB but facing a long term knee injury), and Soalho Meité (absolutely horrible midfielder). Benfica fans pretty happy with the chance that you might be taking Meité away. At this moment even Benfica fans are making jokes out of all these ridiculous news always talking about NUFC constant interest in random players. I really don't know where all of these are coming from.

https://www.jn.pt/desporto/videos/zaidu-e-grimaldo-na-lista-do-newcastle-no-ataque-deste-sabado-14515722.html Besides Zaidu there are news you lads might be interested in our left-back Grimaldo. Again, this would be something that would make me happy. Grimaldo is an OK player, which has his strong point in shooting at goal from outside the box, but at his age he really doesn't have much more to give. He is very talented but his performances never kept up with the perceived potential. Note that he is very weak physically, I don't think the Premier League would be good for him.

Then I explained myself wrong. It was just a chat service allowing people to talk to each other, which unfortunately degenerated to being only used a way of people putting prostitution ads and things like that. And that is why it was taken down eventually.

But the wanking hot line was brought by you, not me.