TenkoDaLuz

Lovely cross not

Nani doing nothing like

Fuck sake man pass the fuckin ball man

Fuck this shit.

Fuck.

I guess he didn't just shrug them off because he wanted to look mean.

"Ronaldo, are you prepared for the match today?" I've explained above why Ronaldo did this.

http://i.imgur.com/bmAkJ1V.jpg "Ronaldo, give me your mic!"

Who cares?

It begins!

He has thrown that microphone to the lake because it is a mic from a portuguese news network that is nothing but sensionalism, and has delivered headlines like: - Ronaldo flew to his boyfriend in Morocco - Ronaldo in a case of sexual harassment with a minor aged girl So he hates them. Everyone does. I mean, this newspaper has delivered epic frontpages like "Nuns whipped by priest", "Cop found to be a pornstar", "Sporting Lisbon wants Benzema", "Church needs more exorcists", and so on. Needless to say this is the most famous newspaper around here and oversells all the competition constantly.

At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches". Puah rigid reading that. Deets? Huh?

At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth it's a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and also wanking you off with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking. On top of that, some of them won't even spit on your dick before. Men give the best like. Surely. Some friends will tell me that "well I will just tell the lass on how to do it right". But it depends on the lass. I used to date this paranoiac lacking self-confidence girl that if I corrected anything she did EVEN REMOTELY she would then proceed on crying and saying that she "was no use for anything at all" and would then tell me all about how she used to feel ugly and worse than the other girls at high school. All of this while my cock would slowly go to sleep like "I'm outta here bitches".

At least she won't hurt your cock with her teeth while blowing. She doesn't even need to open her mouth tbf. PS: Hurting your dick with the teeth is a typical bug that women have in their blowjob app. That, and forgetting to spit on your dick before wanking. As if this isn't bad enough, some of them will then w*** you with such an absurd pressure and pace that seems they're trying to save a snake from choking.

Cambra or Coimbra?

My penis is average sized and always up to considerable challenges in the fields of pissing or f***ing.

Portuguese women are annoying, constantly bitching about everything and can never be satisfied about anything at all. http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160620/962d53c9986fd210169c2ea8c9a27f8b.jpg I didn't get it.

Portuguese women are annoying, constantly bitching about everything and can never be satisfied about anything at all.

As long it's a living organism with more than one cell I'll take it.

http://thumbs.web.sapo.io/?epic=V2:kReV0OBj4Heh/skhsS1t9N1uT3YQCFg26If0q4fsWPb/D+DCz74TjFHn6ftCpcyDoVQoQTIfZT/wG3xBl2wAmAF1nSi0H4/2BmtOwbipCr8=&Q=65&H=785 http://thumbs.web.sapo.io/?epic=V2:sEqAODL3QpcNMalNE15E24aT3uFPENOQSMtmaquGQpeKCAXURkvI/YrlqRjHCxkeDXibns/wudj1PC7d5KIGim/9FU3opaPCYGyycIOyGhc=&Q=65&H=785 English and Portuguese "beauties". Sigh...

Man, I really want to buy a NUFC shirt with my name on it but that Wonga or Bonga or Tonga or wtv blue box kills the deal for me.

St. James Park is beautiful to the eye. Never been there, hopefully one day I will. I guess I'll wait till you guys return to the premier. Then I will stay in Newcastle for some days and hang around with some of you and your families, inside your homes. I'll actually sleep in your beds, with you and your wives. It will be good.

http://i66.tinypic.com/2qsudjo.jpg :lol:

B2 v F2 So would be Eng v Hungary/Austria Theres a couple ways Portugal could finish 2nd though. Not sure how its worked out, if they & Iceland both finish on 3pts with an equal GD & results against eachother does it go to goals scored? s*** aye, I was looking at the wrong group Iceland beat Austria, Portugal beat Hungary then? Yeah, Iceland need to win by atleast the same amount as Portugal and they'll top the group. If Iceland draw 0-0 and Portugal 1-1, then they're equal on GD, Goals scored & it goes to disciplinary apparently. Then rankings. I surely don't want to play England. My heart won't take it. I rather accept defeat before playing than playing with my sanity once again.

You gotta love the portuguese coach... «Faltou eficácia na hora da verdade mas vamos à final para vencê-la» - Fernando Santos 22:13 - 18-06-2016 Meaning. "Our accuracy at the decisive moments of the game has been low but we're gonna play the final and win it." I mean like... He's almost home! :lol: This guy has to put a little bit more of tobacco in the cigars he smokes.