TenkoDaLuz

Ohhhh yessssssssssssssssssssss. Completely naked, yes!! HELI-PENIS, I love to do it but... -----------------> WATCH OUT!! <-------------- If your heli-penis touches another person you might corrupt the space-time continuum.

How is Eric Dier playing? Dire Straits

Sporting 2-0 Setubal at 15'.... Setubal just scored, 2-1. The fun will begin. :iamatwat: :iamatwat:

Why do we have to talk about this?

Guys, I'm gonna watch some comedy now, Sporting match just started.

Too bad. I was thinking that anyone could have a beer with them. If I sign right away in the NN am I gonna make it in time? Please PM me. I'm SOOOOO anxious to know your answer now.

I remember once, before a Sporting x Porto match, the TV guy interviewed a Sporting fan outside the stadium, the guy said that he wanted to lose, so Benfica would not be the champion, but Porto instead.

That flag is an insult. I hate our green and red. Portuguese flag colors are blue and white! f*** republicans. lol Yeah let's not vote for our president, let's just select a nice family and give them the power over generations... sounds like dictatorship for me I'd rather have a family that is educated to serve the country than a president that is educated to serve his party. You must find Sweden a dictatorship then. Or Denmark. Yes. And England to. When you don't have the chance to choose... What is that? When you are not able to be president of your country what is that? It is not a question of what is best or not for a country... Is a question of what is right. I won't argue with nonsense and simplifications. You obviously don't know what you're talking about, it isn't that simple. I'd rather have a country that is not commanded by masonry, thank you. You can have your corrupted republics and your federalist flags, I am well informed about the wonders of our republic, and I'll pass.

That flag is an insult. I hate our green and red. Portuguese flag colors are blue and white! f*** republicans. lol Yeah let's not vote for our president, let's just select a nice family and give them the power over generations... sounds like dictatorship for me I'd rather have a family that is educated to serve the country than a president that is educated to serve his party. You must find Sweden a dictatorship then. Or Denmark. Or maybe you know shit about the "wonders" made by Republicans in the 1910s. You should read Fernando Pessoa opinion on the subject.

That flag is an insult. I hate our green and red. Portuguese flag colors are blue and white! Fuck republicans.

Why you say that?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xjgWKl2bqJE/TMdBsmKeteI/AAAAAAAAAYE/dfB1_qmeKrg/s1600/290883.jpeg Sá Pinto punched him in the face in 1997 :lol: :lol:

When Benfica lost 4-1 to Liverpool I got so pissed that no one in my house had dinner, no one, and we all went to bed in our outdoor clothes. When Benfica lost to Braga I felt like shaving my balls. If Benfica doesn't win this year, I guess I will drink 3 ltrs of vodka in a row or something like that.

Last question = NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

I regret nothing.

Quote taken from serbenfiquista.com, from user InsurgentDrums: Matic has a brother that is in jail, called Rheu Matic. It's said that he suffer from bone disease, I don't know if that's true. But the most important brother is a politician, called Charis Matic. Then there's another one that no one knows what he does or where he is: called Enig Matic. One of them teaches different languages: called Gra Matic. There's also another one that is a really straight-forward guy and knows how to live life: Prag Matic. There's another one that works with compressed air devices: Pneu Matic. One of them has also some flatulence issues: Aro Matic. And the last one has some breathing issues: As Matic.

I have to say the same. I'm completely in love with these guys. This forum is awesome and everyone is so kind. This is why I love so much european cups.

speak for yourself...your toilet is jealous of your keyboard Hahahahaah priceless. Let's do serious talk. What do you think it will be the lineup on the 1st leg? We've discussed this, Arriaga and Arriaga 2. I give up. I keep trying to have a serious discussion but it is useless.

speak for yourself...your toilet is jealous of your keyboard Hahahahaah priceless. Let's do serious talk. What do you think it will be the lineup on the 1st leg?

You know that a thread is filled with people from serbenfiquista.com when 90% of the content is pure spam.

Nick's wife goes to the doctor. Wife: Doctor please help me, my husband Nick complains that my Vagina is really large. Doctor: Don't worry just open your legs let's see if you have any major issue. * Wife spreads her legs * Doctor: DEAR LORD! DEAR LORD! DEAR LORD! Wife: Please doctor! Is it so large that you have to say it 3 times? Doctor: Actually I only said it once, it echoed.

My girlfriend is next to me watching Tyra's American Next Top Model.

In the chat section. Spread your glory there. Yes I'll stop spamming here.

TBH that's good for us, we are much better when we're on the counter attack than trying to break down a deep defence. If you play open against our side I don't see good things coming to your side Maybe you guys have luck in having such a deffensive coach, it's the best way to win the tie against us (My humble opinion) We are very dangerous from corner kicks. Edit: Mainly to us, though. We defend corners with eleven players so, never really counter-attack (or counter-blow like Jesus says in the bibble, book of the after match) Counter-blow? Oh... Great title for a trannies movie.

Yes... Avatar in place. Now I'm at home. Where's the fridge?