TenkoDaLuz

1000 pages here we go! http://www.americancinemathequecalendar.com/sites/default/files/stills_events_390_240/2001_a_space_odyssey_event_0.jpeg?1340317402

i actually LIKE THIS GUY COMPETENT

This looks like a sin.

Horray!

My girlfriend's reaction to all this: * Laughs a bit * Do they actually like you?

What kind of emotion would that be?

Shit's gettin' serious

WTF IS THIS SHIT. IS THIS EVEN LEGAL? IM CONTACTING PORTUGUESE AMBASSATOR IN NEWCASTLE

My gilfriend took a quick look at this and saw the GIF in a glance. She didn't believe me when I explained that I was just trying to know if you guys could avoid relegation or not and that this thread has nothing to do with me.

LOL I guess you should stop wishing by now, definitely not working.

"I'll answer this gentleman's question." http://static.foxsports.com/content/fsc/img/2012/08/04/Pardew-PI_20120804094505760_660_320.JPG * Pardewings explained by Pardew * Any other questions? (Jotenko from the bottom of the room): "Yes I would like to know how is it possible to lose two championships in a row in the last match?" http://www.bet365.com/NEWS/GlobalImages/News/bet365/Article-Large-496x286/Football/Portugal/Premeira-Liga/2011x12/Benfica/111125-jorge-jesus-496x286.jpg

I am devastated. Fuck.

Fuck this shit. Tired of disappointments.

What would your dear mom say about this? Have some compassion. I actually like your ass.

I'm in shatters. Benfica conceded an unexpected draw yesterday at home 1-1. Next match, Porto away. If they win, it's bye bye to us. If we win, we become champions. But winning at their stadium is almost an impossibility. Absolutely unbelievable, we should rest on Saturday, now we have to play on full gas, and possibly lose, also bye bye Europa League. Everything is falling apart. This is unbelievable, it's like a curse or something.

I am proud to announce that there is already a Winner for Champions League 2013: youtube.com/watch?v=TaFpHlfL5Og

They work well, that's basically it. While other portuguese clubs struggle to pay their salaries, promising more than they can handle, they are rigorous and honest to all the players and staff. Instead of buying tons of brazilians, they invest in lower leagues players. Portuguese players. I bet they will have some nice deals by the end of the season as well. Oh, and they try to play and have possession. They don't sit waiting, no matter what's the opponent. Even in Estádio da Luz, they tried to press higher than most teams. That's a key factor. Positive football = positive results. 2 games left. If they win one, or Braga fails to win both, they will be in the Champions League playoff. While spending way less than Sporting or Braga. By only being there, even if they get destroyed, the 2013/14 season is paid. Their manager, Paulo Fonseca, will surely progress in his career. Braga may be the next step for him. I would keep an eye on him, he's still young, 40. PASTRY

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Would you still feel that way if it was YOUR team coming out with dildos up their arses, playing like retards? Just wondering like... Of course. Dildos are funny.

From now on, whether the outcome is good or bad, you nufc fans will be living history.

I am not. You people are the amazing ones. Like I've said 1000000 times, this is the beauty of facing Classic, Historical European Clubs. Fans are so different! I couldn't care less about Chelsea or Fenerbahce forums. Teams with no History or charisma. No matter what happens the most iconic match in this year's European saga was the Benfica x Newcastle United match. C L A S S I C.

"REPUBLICAN SCAM" unfortunately equals "Portugal" nowadays.

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This is the Europa League thread!!!!

This monarchist schtick is really weird. ELIZABETH II rules Next year will be the last year of my master degree and I have to propose a thesis for which to work on. You think the faculty will allow me to do one called "Understanding Jotenko and his shenanigans: Power voltage networks, the republican conspiracy" Extro info: Im taking an engineering course. WHY DONT YOU CALL IT UNDERSTANDING MY ASS? f*** OFF LONG LIVE THE KINGDOM OF PORTUGAL AND YRH D. DUARTE III http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_gtdaI0fWwqk/S65k-nCLrPI/AAAAAAAAA7U/4IAmuiwJQXM/s1600/Bandeira+Mon%C3%A1rquica.jpg