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"Actually girls out there I'm very old but i have a penis about 40 foot inches long, and every girl that's ever had sex with me absolutely loves to wanna make love to me, so if you're out there please come in and i will give ya a little bit of cock, its pretty good, it lasts for only, I'm a bit short cos it only lasts for four hours but if you want it i can give it to you" Bloke didn't seem to be a complete mess either

A very very strange man

Was not expecting that

Mahrez, Vardy, Gylfi (possibly although not really this season) and possibly Shaqiri. Can't think of too many attackers outside the top 6 as good as Zaha. Might be missing someone obvious Would agree on those. Just don't get how he's rated so well, when he's not really scoring that many or assisting for Palace. Plenty of players in the league with as good as numbers as Zaha. Looks good on the eye, but totally overated in my book. Would have plenty of players playing outside top 6 here that are equally as good, if not better than Zaha given the chance - Shaqiri, Arnautovic, Laznini, both Ayew's, Wilson, King, Propper, Gross, Izguierdo, Perreya, Richarlison, Delefeou, Mahrez, Alrighton, Diabate, Gudmondsson FWIW think Gross is one of best player playing outside 6, along with Mahrez There's a lot more to football than goals and assists

Had completely forgotten he existed

Should be a pen

Absolutely awful defending by Maitland-Niles

Aubameyang so good at getting in behind

Very talented, just extremely raw. Still pretty young

Didn't see yesterday but he's been canny since returning. Shows how much the centre half partnership matters, looked a mess beside Clark

Remember getting laughed at for suggesting starting him in centre mid a few months ago. Needless to say, I've had the last laugh

One controls games and scores goals, one scores goals Anyway who said Ronaldo was finished?

Not really. Ronaldo is a poacher these days. He needs other players to create for him He’s a CF so of course, likewise Messi would just be a dribbler nowadays if he didn't have players moving for him, taking players away and linking up superbly with him. Nah if Messi was playing with worse players he'd still be a brilliant passer as well or he could play as a striker and score even more without effecting the game as much overall

Aye but it's basically criticising Messi for being a more complete player who can score, create, dribble and control the tempo of a game rather than just being a penalty box player

Not really. Ronaldo is a poacher these days. He needs other players to create for him

You're basing that on him just jumping around in the Euros Final. Absolutely no evidence it made any impact

I think a lot of casual fans simply don’t recognise what makes Ronaldo so good. His off the ball movement, anticipation/awareness and ability to create and find space in the box is the best I’ve ever seen from a forward. People actually use he scores so many ‘tap ins’ as a negative against him. Nah its a great skill but being a great poacher doesn't mean you're as good as Messi

Preferring to watch Ronaldo is an even worse opinion than thinking he's better

I firmly believe that anybody that thinks Ronaldo is better than Messi and isn't biased just doesn't watch enough of them play

In terms of dribbling and passing lightyears, yes

That’s nonsense, outclassed in every department? Ridiculous. The only thing Messi outclasses him is in terms of football flair and wizardry on the ball. Stats wise very similar, same with accolades and trophies. Only Ronaldo has won a major trophy with his country. I’m sure the debate about who was best will continue long after they have retired. The only thing like flair is just one thing Passing and dribbling Messi is lightyears ahead. Messi is about three players in one

I know they got hammered in the first leg but Basel have an unreal record against English clubs considering

Lichtsteiner was class. Mainly because he's an actual right back

Thought Kane should have had a better game considering it looked like he was destroying Chiellini for the first half an hour

Especially as Juve missed a penalty and got a stonewaller denied tonight