triggs

Because he's better than Saylor

Anita Colback in centre mid makes absolutely zero sense. They were there offering nothing for most of pre season. Obertan at least played well against Gladbach but that's another shit decision

I'm more annoyed by Anita/Colback in midfield than Obertan tbh

Get in Mbemba

Does he even work for Sky anymore?

We live in hope

Are you surprised?

Doubt it tbh

I like your team man. Think you guys will get better and better. lots of dynamic, athletic players. Think if Rudy started as the central figure ahead of Gabby, you would have looked much better. Time to let Agbonlahor just come off the bench. The man is just not productive enough. Looks like Ayew played wide rather than central, as he did last year in France. Noticed some decent play from him in the highlights. Hw do you think he did? I thought the match passed Ayew by, to be honest. The other signings did pretty well - esp Amavi and Gueye - though. I wish we'd sell Gabby. He contributed today with his running, but it's just not enough, really. Amavi is going to turn out to be a hell of a signing. I am taking nothing for granted, but I like the sort of signings he has made. I'm totally unarsed about selling Delph as Gueye looks such an obvious shoe-in to replace him. I'd like another option up front and another centre back still, but there's time. I also thought Micah Richards was immense today. Fuck knows what will happen, we might wind up 17th again, but thank fuck it can't be anything like as boring as last season and the one before. What do you think of Ciaran Clark? Always felt he was a bit dodgy in the past Was one of the few to come out of last season with any credit. With him it depends massively who he's playing alongside, though.

I like your team man. Think you guys will get better and better. lots of dynamic, athletic players. Think if Rudy started as the central figure ahead of Gabby, you would have looked much better. Time to let Agbonlahor just come off the bench. The man is just not productive enough. Looks like Ayew played wide rather than central, as he did last year in France. Noticed some decent play from him in the highlights. Hw do you think he did? I thought the match passed Ayew by, to be honest. The other signings did pretty well - esp Amavi and Gueye - though. I wish we'd sell Gabby. He contributed today with his running, but it's just not enough, really. Amavi is going to turn out to be a hell of a signing. I am taking nothing for granted, but I like the sort of signings he has made. I'm totally unarsed about selling Delph as Gueye looks such an obvious shoe-in to replace him. I'd like another option up front and another centre back still, but there's time. I also thought Micah Richards was immense today. Fuck knows what will happen, we might wind up 17th again, but thank fuck it can't be anything like as boring as last season and the one before. What do you think of Ciaran Clark? Always felt he was a bit dodgy in the past

He sounds like he's inhaled a load of helium, then waited five minutes, and then spoken. He sounds like the bloke in I'm Alan Partridge that speaks through the thing he has to hold up to his throat

Smalling's voice

Taken about 3 years for the "Everton, hard to break down" garbage to finally be disproven. We are incredibly easy to score against. "The Martinez effect"

Agbonlaghor needs to be put down

Kone didn't start. They'll definitely stay up but could be bottom half

Why do Chelsea want Stones? Doesn't seem like a Mourinho defender at all. He's classy and good on the ball but isn't very solid. He is young tbf so that could change but Mourinho isn't one to give youth much of a chance

Fucking tune

Here comes the Pards wankfest

I'm not really too bothered by Palace beating Norwich tbh, Norwich are going to finish last anyway

That Norwich team is ridiculously bad

Willian for the penalty

For such a tall bloke he should get a touch on the fourth too IMO

Vardy is like a poor man's Bellamy

Dat Cattermole

Didn't de Gea get caught stealing before?