triggs

Torres has been good since coming on

I'm actually not,I just think he isn't that good yet. He has a good work rate but plays a lot of very safe passes and rarely splits the defence open

Cattermole is mental

Oscar really isn't that good

Unforgivable for a professional footballer in the premier league not being capable of kicking the ball on their bad foot, awful from Johnson

Will Oscar start for Brazil in the world cup?

Best league in the world. But honestly I can't accept the rest of the games were worse than that. It actually hurt my eyes to watch it

Forced to bring on our two best players, thus weakening our team

You going to go on TS tonight?

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

He'd walk into our midfield. He's absolutely crap and if Pardew doesn't like Ben Arfa giving the ball away I don't know what he'll think of Shelvey

I'd like us to win if, and only if Armstrong got the winner

This is one of the worst games I've ever seen

I've actually been surprised how bad he's been

We've lost the ball so much around our own box today

Soopafan

He can't blame injuries surely. It has resulted in us putting our two best available players on the pitch

Don't feel awful, its for the greater good

So are they

Thank fuck for that

No they don't, they pass it around a bit going nowhere, then try something spectacular and lose it

Swansea are so fucking shit. Wayne Routledge is probably their most dangerous player

They don't pass the ball ever so well. They pass it sideways and are too afraid to try anything risky

Swansea are fucking shit. Leon Britton is a shit coward of a footballer

Oh ffs