Chicane

Upgrade the wheelie bins to biffa bins

Need to do the whole speech imo. "The first thing I want to be done, is get that piece of crap out of my club"

This woe is me prick. Just fuck off.

What about Emery? Good ebening Toons What about the ball sniffer Low?

Watching her SSN interview and she's got a mad intense stare haha. Would love to be a fly on the wall when she fires cabbagehead.

If Jose wins us the league we're definitely living in someone's simulation

Queen Mandy

Wait Is this queen Mandy? My goodness

He'll probably be the first to go tbf (Got a soft spot for wor Paul but let's be honest)

That fucking clip of (I assume) Saudis "singing" Blaydon Races

Off for a run, hoping the announcement is done when I get back

The first reply to Downie's tweet ffs

It happen?

Despite what he says, there's clearly nothing more that Baldwards wants than for this thing to fail and his fat mate to stay in a job.

4:30...

The Winter of our discontent

So not today? #AshleyIN

Let's not get distracted here fellas

Here we go

This is why I don't watch/listen to any of the media bollocks and just get my news from here Can't bear to hear the BS that gets spouted and just goes completely unchallenged in face of the actual facts. Saw it too much with Pardew.

Announce it

Ashley to release a statement that simply reads "FTM"

3pm...

Oh we're definitely better than anything we'll see under the fat mess and I agree the squad is good enough to stay up. But it's still pretty shit. Look at our strike options - Joey Linton, Dwight Gayle...guys like Emil Krafth are starting games. It's gonna take time to rebuild it and we need someone who can come in and get the best out of some very average players.