Chicane

Here's what it says for anyone who can't read it

The likes of Ayoze and hopefully Abeid, Aarons et al. is about the only positive I can find. Young players who have shown they might have the potential to be quality players. Only for them to be sold in a few years for profit

Thread title sounds like the name of a detective novel

Are you more optimistic about Newcastle United after reading Lee Charnley's interview? Yes: 0% No: 100%

Easy Ryder

Seriously pissed off about this whole situation now and how long it's taking because you know the club are just taking the piss and stretching it out as long as they possibly can. They probably made their decision two weeks ago. Makes me so mad that this cunt is in charge of the club. Just fuck off.

Can we just sign this cunt already ffs

My guess is he doesn't know himself what's happening. Probably had talks and Charnley/Carr gave him the old "we'll be in touch"

My heart sank when I saw "Remi Garde rejects NUFC" in the title. Bastards

Any decent keeper would have.

Is it too soon to start panicking about relegation yet?

wat

GO ON HAIDARA YOU LITTLE WHIPPET

Really poor decision making there from Gouff

We look dangerous going forward but our defense simply can't deal with Pelle

fuck

PENALTY

We need to get a sniper to take out Pelle cause he's making a mockery of our defense

Solid effort

Gouff is shit tbh

Like the third time Gouffran has fallen over

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GOUFF I LOVE YOU AND ALWAYS HAVE

Gouff

He wouldn't, like I said earlier Pelle was giving them both hell in the first game and the same thing's happening now