Premiership
Winners: Chelsea
Runners Up: Manchester City
3rd-6th: Manchester United, Aresnal, Tottenham, Swansea
Relegation: Hull, Crystal Palace, Stoke
Overachievers: Fulham
Underperformers: Everton
Top Goal Scorer: Suarez
Break Out Year: Wilfred Bony
Season to Forget: Rooney
PFA Player of the Year: Bale
PFA Young Player of the Year: Lukaku
Manager of the Year: Mou
First manager to quite/be sacked/'mutual consent': Pardew
Newcastle United
Where will we finish?: 14th
Top Goalscorer?: Cisse
How will we do in the cup competitions?: LC - 4th round loss to Man City, FA - 5th round loss to West Brom
How will we do in the derby games?: Away - Draw Home - Win
Domestic
Championship Promotion: QPR, Blackpool, Leicester City
Championship Relegation: Doncaster, Millwall, Yeovil
FA Cup: Manchester City
League Cup: Chelsea
Johnstone's Paint Trophy: Wimbledon
Europe
La Liga winner: Barca
Serie A winner: Juve
Bundesliga winner: Bayern
Champions League winner: Bayern
Europa League winner: Manchester United
World Player of the Year: Messi
Other
Will Darren Bent outscore our new strikers? No
Will Di Canio still be at the mackems come May 2014? No
How many points will Rangers win Scots Div 2 by? They won't win.
Will we field a team with 10 French players in this season? Yes.
How will Moyes do at Man United? Solid first season, pressure put on after falling out at the group stages of the CL. RVP will carry them to the EL.
Will the new goal line technology be a success? Yes, until it costs Liverpool a win against Everton and they petition for its removal.
Will NUFC finally score from a set penis? Yes, week 5 vs Hull