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You have issues you like. What, you think we'll win now? Not necessarily. It's just not the end of the world that ManUre lost to the beasts. Our fate is in our own hands against the f***ers around us and everyone in the bottom 5 won't miraculously all win just cause Nonceland AFC got a win against a poor Manchester United side. Good.

Gotta be looking at Norwich and West Brom to join Villa now. Luckily they're both just as shite as us

You have issues you like. What, you think we'll win now?

Oh well. That's the tone of the day/weekend set. Norwich will beat West Ham, Swansea will beat Southampton, Bournemouth will beat Stoke and we'll bottle the fuck out of our game after seeing those results and lose 5-0

Smalling is a fucking idiot

Off his chest

Well that's wrong. 6 months is a long time

Kone has looked great too. Him and Khazri are better buys than anything we've had for a long time

twaaaaaaaaaats

How did Graham Carr miss Khazri? Got fucking Thauvin instead

Mackems look decent. They won't go down

finally lush finish

Man Utd arent even threatening. How the fuck do the mackems pull shit every year? They'll never bloody go down

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Sunderland 0-2 Man Utd Bournemouth 1-1 Stoke Crystal Palace 2-2 Watford Everton 3-0 West Brom Norwich 1-1 West Ham Swansea 2-1 Southampton Chelsea 0-1 Newcastle (fuck knas) Arsenal 2-1 Leicester Aston Villa 1-1 Liverpool Man City 1-2 Spurs

Just seen this, has a bit more detail than the tweets earlier

He's admitted sexual activity with a minor, I'd love to know what you're basing that on. Only admitted kissing (does that count? no idea..)

Assuming we're going to play how we always do away from home (sit, absorb pressure (badly), hit on the counter) I'd probably play Doumbia. His pace against Terry and Cahill over the top would be a laugh if nothing else

Surely the fact he asked how old she was, when she was 16 and googled the age of consent somewhat disproves this? I mean, I'm not defending him and the way he 'groomed' her and took advantage of his position is sick and he deserves all he gets (hopefully a long sentence) but I dunno.. Not sure if SEMTEX was taking the piss or not about needing to see a pic, but if she does actually look older it'd disprove it more I thought the opposite. He made sure she was underage and then did what he did. Hope he gets the maximum 14 years or whatever. Aye, suppose it could be looked at that way too. Who knows

Surely the fact he asked how old she was, when she was 16 and googled the age of consent somewhat disproves this? I mean, I'm not defending him and the way he 'groomed' her and took advantage of his position is sick and he deserves all he gets (hopefully a long sentence) but I dunno.. Not sure if SEMTEX was taking the piss or not about needing to see a pic, but if she does actually look older it'd disprove it more

All for what? A feel of a 15 year old ffs. Would have thought he'd have done that already when he was 15 like most people mental

It's already gone to court though. Seems pointless to take it that far and then lie about it. She was made to go to the police though, and he's plead guilty on the charges he can't lie about. Who knows what she's ever even admitted to her parents. She may also claim they just 'passionately kissed' and that'll be that IMO. As damning as these texts are from a "Johnson is a filthy nonce perspective", I don't think they've proven that he had sexual activity with her, especially if she contradicts that notion. Johnson: "Am in only getting a kiss?" Girl: "Depends what else you're after" AJ: "Depends what you're up for -a little bit more than a kiss" After sexual activity in the car park, Johnson text her to say: "Wasn't bad was it? Lol" Johnson went on to tell her: "Was class. Just wanted to get ya jeans off lol" Girl: "Next time haha" AJ: "I will last 10 seconds tho lol" As much as I agree that the whole world knows what happened at that time, I don't think those texts are enough to convict someone on, without her testimony, if he says they just kissed. Fair point. But stuff like this being said: Craig HopeVerified account ‏@CraigHope_DM 34m34 minutes ago Crown outlines charges against Johnson to the jury. "He penetrated her mouth with his penis. And penetrated her vagina with his fingers". Makes you think she's confirmed that and will do so again in court (video, whatever), no? They havent just got that from nowhere

It's already gone to court though. Seems pointless to take it that far and then lie about it. She was made to go to the police though, and he's plead guilty on the charges he can't lie about. Who knows what she's ever even admitted to her parents. She may also claim they just 'passionately kissed' and that'll be that IMO. As damning as these texts are from a "Johnson is a filthy nonce perspective", I don't think they've proven that he had sexual activity with her, especially if she contradicts that notion. Johnson: "Am in only getting a kiss?" Girl: "Depends what else you're after" AJ: "Depends what you're up for -a little bit more than a kiss" After sexual activity in the car park, Johnson text her to say: "Wasn't bad was it? Lol" Johnson went on to tell her: "Was class. Just wanted to get ya jeans off lol" Girl: "Next time haha" AJ: "I will last 10 seconds tho lol"

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