Andy84

Bribery payments carried out via US banks. Nice one

Aye, plea deals already being ironed out by their legal reps here

Fully expecting this: 'Charnley and the NUFC board were massively impressed at how Carved handled a turbulent 5 months at SJP eventually guiding the magpies to safety and finishing above north east neighbours Sunderland. Carver will now be given the chance to stay on as head coach'

Pardew left in December. Still no resolution to this

Would make sense. Appoint him early and then make some signings so things can blow over

Mild scenes at the Bridge.

Hull to score after about 75 I reckon then things will become desperate

If he takes us down man It will be the most spectacular relegation of all time

Flying to Athens next week to sort out his move apparently . Certainly won't see him again for NUFC

Strong Man Utd side v Hull

Feeling quite relaxed about what will happen today. If we go then I can't feel like we've been hard done by, we will totally deserve it. If not it will be 'meh' that Hull managed to be even worse than us. Whatever

Guess who wins again

To think that he will actually start this game.

I don't even think there will be an official announcement. Will be the usual s**** through Ryder saying 'The club have asked Carver to take pre-season' and come August he'll be in the dugout.

Arsenal have West Brom at home so we can forget about this I reckon. Purely down to Man Utd not losing

35 b******* points in February This is going to be be some achievement

Might have something to do with spotting a problem and doing something about it. Appointing a football manger in Advoocat has helped

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-md-lee-charnley-8484848 Think it's worth reminding ourselves of this. The lies

These local journalists should really just stop guessing. It's patently obvious they haven't got a clue what is going on. Aye, think we will have to #wait longer than Wednesday to find out. I concur with what someone else said. No announcement all summer and Carver will be in the dugout come August

Out of ourselves, Hull and the Mackems it is most definately us that deserve to be relegated. At least the other two have tried to arrest their own demise. The Mackems could see that they were sinking under Poyet so they replaced him with a manager, in Janaury they were desperate for goals so they binned Altidore and took a punt on Defoe. Regardless of the cost at least they have tried to make things better. Same could be said with Hull, in January they signed N'Doye and he came in and scored some goals and undoubtedly won them extra points. On the other hand we have committed football suicide in appointing a bloke in January whose previous record in management speaks for itself. Both Hull and the Mackems appear at least capable of getting a win or points from somewhere. No win in 10 f****** games man.

The main picture on there repulsive

35 points in Febuary to this What an abomination of a club we are. Really desperate times

Best case scenario a Hull draw /loss and we lose in terrible fashion. Hope the atmosphere at the end turns as toxic as it possibly can and for Carver to disappear from the SJP dugout forever

God we are minging. A rotten , toxic cesspool of a club.

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