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Was massively dubious when we signed Bracewell but as soon as he hit that screamer in the opening game, I was converted. Not against it per se but how often do they have a player who could improve our team.

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But....it's hope, nonetheless and how much of that have we had this season? I'm hanging onto it and having a little daydream-a bit like that brief moment when you buy a lottery ticket and think 'just imagine...'

Soiled ones, at that. Apt, given that he's a bleeding c**t.

...with a club tie

After tonight I can't ever bring meself to listen to his commentary again. F***ing pr!ck.

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I like how that's been photoshopped to remove Pardew who's obviously taking him right up the arse judging by the look on Lowes' face.

I've just finished listening to him. :rant: :rant: :rant: What a spineless, pathetic, useless, arse-licking bastad C**t of a Pardew apologist he is. Laid the blame absolutely everywhere apart from at Pardew's feet. Said it was 'wrong, wrong, wrong' to blame him for our current run. Said that we were only getting at him cos it was a stick to beat Ashley with. How the f**k can he be so out of touch with the way the vast majority of supporters are feeling?? He more or less sucked Pardew off live on air. f***ing fat c**t.

I had to have a little sit down when I saw that table. I know we've been sh*te under him but ffs, man. It's not his fault though, remember...

He'd be full of f***ing embalming fluid if I had my way.

Players like Elliot will just think 'ungrateful c***s' whilst players with any shred of talent will think 'I'm with you, lads'. Actually, 'shred' is quite apposite given that that's what Pardew does to their talent.

I can't believe I'm at the stage of actively wanting us to lose in the hope that the pressure might become unbearable-and I've been that way since the mackem game (and not even sure if I mean this season or last season!). Sadly, you just know that one win will have some of the c***s who follow us asking for wave and telling people who still want him out to f**k off and leave the team to the 'proper' supporters.

This is where I'm at. It's a faint, faint hope but there's a chance nonetheless.

Decent way to describe their players on their warm-down.

What. A. Load. Of. Sh*te.

Hoyed it on another forum. If even our players buy into this f***ing myth about our expectations, man...ffs.

He's poisoned every aspect of this club for me so it's got to the stage where I don't care-I'll worry about that later. Get Poyet to have a sh!t in the dugout-we've already got one turd managing us so why not another. Couldn't do a worse job.

As long as they aren't relegated the same day as our last home game. Last thing we need is a conflict of interests then-the sole focus of that game should be giving Pardew hell. With any luck, the way the away support 'turned' will have a knock-on effect on Saturday and then the pressure cooker can properly explode against Cardiff. I know it's a long shot, but the only way I can see him going is if the whole crowd are obviously and massively against him (Ashley might then decide to act). Mind, for this to happen, we'd need to get humped in our next 2 games -and that's not a long shot If it meant getting rid of c**t-features, I'd take that-most of us would. Man, I'd even pay for it.

New contract for Shola and an extension for Pardew when Ashley sees that.

He nutted an opposition player. Semtex wouldn't shift this c**t.

If that got Pardew the boot, I'd settle for that. Remember at half time in the 4-4 Arsenal game, we talked about at what stage we might leave if the score looked like reaching double figures. Now, if it served its purpose......

I've no doubt that it's higher than that; some of the remaining 14% will be genuine-genuine f***ing lunatics but genuine nonetheless-but I smell monkey fingers on keyboards...