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Yet he's an NUFC fan Covering his arse indeed There's a simple explanation... He's a c**t

I sincerely, genuinely and truly hope that they get f***ked within an inch of their footballing lives.

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Maybe I'm wrong, but wasn't Obertan his choice?

Doesn't bother me at all that, don't understand why it would. Because we play in black and white stripes...not black and white stripes at the front and a block of colour at the back. It's f***ing around with the basics of our strip, man.

Pardew or Ashley?...

What sort of car does Pardew drive? Just need to check manufacturer windscreen specifications.....

Another way of looking at it is -if he plays, on average 3 games every 2 weeks over the season, then it's roughly £37 per second.... Add in whatever training sessions they do as well and work it out. It's ridiculous. Dunno how long Man U train for but if he played for us and I factored it in, it'd be..... ...roughly £37 per second.

I swear, if we win and he says that it's put a smile back on our faces-which it's almost guaranteed he will say -then... :knuppel2: :rant:

Another way of looking at it is -if he plays, on average 3 games every 2 weeks over the season, then it's roughly £37 per second....

Me too.

George Makes you wonder whether Ashley's real intent it to break the backs of the fans - with many choosing to turn away, so once he's clawed back what he owes, he can sell with the damage being done, leaving a burnt-out shell of a club that will probably never recover..... mainly because it has alienated it's core support. They'd be back, though, if someone new came in. People have left because they love the club. It's the extinguishing of hope that has driven people away-if the hope returned, so would the ones who've left.

I'm more pissed off with the lack of stripes down the back of our kit. 'Stripes' means all the way round, not just on the front.

And why on earth would the club let him leave, hmm? We've got him on a long contr..... Ahh....

AMF?? Just about the most hollow statement you could possibly make. Are they proposing to turn up to Wembley but refuse to go in until they've had confirmation of baggy shorts, a stitched football, a policeman on a white horse on the pitch and a signed commitment by both keepers that they'll play on if they break their necks? How about AMT? Against Modern Telly? It' s all sh**, marra, nowt but repeyts. It was much better when it was just Pathe showing the Blitz, people with large moustaches and straw hats walking really fast and some bloke jumping off a pier with huge wings trying to fly. Oh aye, and that Zeppelin thingy burning. Wey've progressed to boats since then, marra. F***ing stupid c***s.

...mind, in hindsight.

So-Carr scouts Tiote, Cabaye, Debuchy et al while Pardew chose Squidward and wanted Downing and Bent.... F***'s sake...if he's let anywhere near our transfer budget* this Summer... :frantic: *Mind-thought that in January. And last Summer.

:kasper: :kasper: Sorry....did he just say Pardew was saddled with us? PARDEW is saddled with US? http://i59.tinypic.com/33vetud.gif

If he went to another club he's not going to get players of the quality of Cabaye and Remy to hide his inadequacy. It's not like he's going to be headhunted by Chelsea or Liverpool. The type of club which would hire him would be Palace or West Ham, and he'd have them relegated within a season. They can have his head, tbf. The rest of the rancid f***er can go into one of Munchies' kebabs.

Yeah after a year of him playing poorly and mentally being a wreck he worked things out himself. Likewise Tiote. Maybe I am being overly harsh and maybe our coaching staff did well and it needed to take over a year to get him through it. He was class previous to coming here too lets not forget. Tiote was ruined for a season by Pardew the C***. Remember him saying after the season we finished 5th that he thought that HE could get more out of Tiote as a creative player pushed further up the pitch. :idiot2: lo and behold, Tiote was pushed ahead of Cabaye-who therefore also suffered-and he had a shocking season. Pardew just couldn't leave it alone. he had to show everyone it was all about HIM. This is the genius who played Shola on the wing against West Ham too. What a useless sack of sh** he really is! (sorry, wrong thread but me anger is spilling over!)

Yeah, I think they should take action against incorrect stories if they really feel it's necessary. Sports journalism in general is absolutely shocking in the stuff it makes up, and in particular the tabloids. The problem is the method they've chosen, and the climate they're doing it in. There has to be a more grown up response than this. The club is run by liars, man. I'm surprised they didn't embrace the paper like brothers and get them to write the programme. Mind, I'm not sure how many 'Diana was a Mag' stories I could stomach....

I tell you what, though. I would have agreed normally, but something in me has broken and it was the derby game which broke it. I sat watching the Spuds game realising that I didn't give a sh** what happened. The last time I'd been in me seat we'd bent over and taken it right up the arse from the mackems and I knew that whatever we did against Spurs wouldn't make up for it. I almost didn't want us to score because I thought that at least another defeat would ramp up the pressure on Pardon't. I'll be interested to see the body language of the players against Villa. Because it was pretty dire against Spurs. I don't think they give a sh**. Apart, maybe from Willo who came over (well, sort of moved towards us) and applauded while the f****** muppet Sissoko stood and joked on with his Spuds mates. The club obviously aren't arsed and the manager's the biggest spunkbubble known to man so why should they care. Just count their massive salaries and forget about us the moment they take their shirt off. Bah.

I tell you what, though. I would have agreed normally, but something in me has broken and it was the derby game which broke it. I sat watching the Spuds game realising that I didn't give a sh** what happened. The last time I'd been in me seat we'd bent over and taken it right up the arse from the mackems and I knew that whatever we did against Spurs wouldn't make up for it. I almost didn't want us to score because I thought that at least another defeat would ramp up the pressure on Pardon't.