Curtained Wasp

So the narcissistic turd breath has watched the clip of himself caressing someone's head 2000 times now? Has he not got any work to do?

He certainly was when he played for us, the fat knacker.

Massive narcissist.

Bound and gagged with boxing headgear on for the rest of the season, and a leopard skin handbag. ITK.

This is essentially what everyone is getting worked up about, A man rubbing his forehead on someone. I like the wording. People were already worked up about him being a cunt. This rubbing simply gave them further opportunity to express themselves.

Is he being executed today then?

This all day. I am disgusted by him and almost equally disgusted by apologists saying the media has stirred up the current outrage. If you're not just generally outraged by Pardew anyway, irrespective of his childish petulance, Ashley has you under his thumb. He is not fit to manage NUFC and never will be.

It's not about how s*** his headbutt was FFS. It's about the action and the intent behind it when countenanced against his role in society. It's utterly unacceptable and all derision is completely justified. Alan Pardew is an idiot and not fit to be manager of Newcastle United, but we've known that for years.

Won't somebody think of the children?!

A manager headbutting a player is light years away from 2 players going at it. Being unable to see this is well across the border into idiotic.

Who else is left?!

Bombproof this cunt. We should ask him to blow up Westminster.

Would a good manager head butt an opposing player? Seems like a daft question when you write it down like.

I'd send him to jail if I could.

Gross misconduct! Do it Mike. Do it now!

I do not look forward to the lecturing tone and sense of moral superiority from the media guys who don't glance at nufc unless there's something going wrong I agree with this. Never a word to be said about us unless in a patronising manner. A manager headbutting an opposition player deserves everything they can throw at him tbh.

Thickest Manager in FootballTM

Pardew, flagrant sycophant that he is, was obviously just trying to impress Vince McMahon there. Just in case.

Golfmag must have wound him up at half time.

Pardew was overdue a spawny win, assuming he doesn't completely spaz up the half time talk.

WOAH! Pardew is a GOD!

Going to dig over a mate's allotment. Will stay up there if Tayls starts.

It's far better sport than his team can put out.

They're not mood swings Alan, they all think you're a c**t!