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Sigh. He's been great lately but for large periods he hasn't been good enough. Two different things can be true.

Poor trolling

Compared to the back four is what I meant.

Dat back four; Pattison, Huntington, S.Taylor and Ramage... By contrast, decent midfield; Dyer, Milner, Butt, Solano. Weird team.

Or Hazard. Comparing him with Shearer is pointless as there couldn't be two more different players, basically. Anyway, 1. Shearer 2. Henry 3. Aguero is my obvious top 3

Subs should be made now. Give Osula 30 mins

I was sceptical too. But I guess mostly because Lascelles and Tripps were such great captains.

No excuses, should win this

I've always liked Dubs, in fact I'd say he's my all-time favourite NUFC keeper after Shay Given, or up there at least. You tend to forget past achievements quickly. Pavel Srnicek is a Newcastle cult figure but I'd say he was responsible for a fair share of howlers, possibly more than Dubs.

No chance mate, look at the man, he's freezing his balls off.

This season he certainly hasn’t been

Blame the club, it’s baffling how we’ve counted on this guy as a backup

Not really as we’d get much more for Bruno and he’s not that much better.

Tomori for £25m, yes please. Makes the Guehi fee look even sillier.

NO is many people

Mitchell is a Manc as well

Think he’d take us to Europe, really have a go and do well. At first.

I put Bruno in top 4 but I actually don't know. He was fantastic when he came here but we haven't seen that form for some time.

Top 4 Isak Botman, possibly Bruno, normally Top 6 Gordon Tonali Willock Tripps, if he gets his act together, getting too old though Hall, potentially Tino, potentially Top 10 Joelinton Barnes Pope Schär Miley, possibly Kelly, possibly, haven't seen enough yet Top 20/not good enough/past it Burn Longstaff Wilson Targett Krafth Lascelles Murphy Almiron Dubs ? Osula

Top 20 is not good enough for me. They’re the same.

We could have strengthened the squad by using the funds made available in a sensible way, rather than making a crazy bid for Guehi.

He was backed in the summer and wanted to go all in for Guehi, resulting in us not strengthening at all.

Fuck Mourinho, just saying that (if true) Eddie was backed and we were able to strengthen.