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Which hack of a photographer took that picture? The shadows are all messed up, the shirts are covered in shade and it looks like Barnes has one eye

They’re both footballers

Means fixed transfer fee

It's actually grown a little bit on me. From abhorrent to nearly acceptable. But not quite.

Ah, fuck Should get a statue AND a stand (East?) named after him imo Edit: Could be sensationalist journalism at work, I see

Ban

Voted for Osula v Man U and apparently I wasn't alone Landslide

Hopefully from new players. But it’s a big risk. I don’t think we should sell Barnes.

Of course but that’s a different matter

Not a pen imo

Game on

Stone waller

Arsenal very effective at not letting PSG play their game so far

Anthony Gordgone

Probably lives in Newcastle and wants to be closer to work

? They're laying real grass instead of the artificial one that's usually there

What was it Freddy Shepherd said, sat in his car, about Michael Owen when a fan stopped him? "I'll fookin' carry him back"

Yeah, I live nearby

Are you from Borås?

Yeah it might be PTSD on my part but I just don't want us to haggle all summer whilst we struggle to sign a replacement. Want it out of the way as early as possible for a nice fee and then just focus on us struggling to sign a replacement...

Hm, that sounds scarily familiar...

They were clearly better after he came in tbf.

Just get Newcastle Brown Ale on there, everybody happy