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Yeah, I’m sure Fat Mike is very concerned about that.

Can’t find this story anywhere. www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1233584/Newcastle-news-takeover-Saudi-Arabia-Mike-Ashley-Amanda-Staveley-340-million/amp Think he's got his wires crossed It doesn't say he's in Saudi...

This.

Who, one of the WSJ journalists?

I don't care tbh. I'll rather chat about this bullshit than discussing Brewcie's boys' brave 0-0 performance at home v Oxford fucking United.

Do they?

I think crucifixion and stoning are on another level tbh. Apples and oranges

Intellectually I would disapprove of someone like MBS owning NUFC. But if it would mean us being managed like a proper club again, i.e. actually trying to compete...after 13 years of Mike Ashley, I would be all in, I'm afraid.

Goal? Edit: No. This fucking app I have...

We can’t break the mighty Oxford down, let’s just pump it up towards Carroll.

Goal disallowed?

I’ve read that this bin Salman has worked to modernise Saudi, with slightly improved rights for women. Tell me one good thing Ashley has done. No, I’m not really serious.

He surely has the money. Christ, what am I doing, it’s obviously not happening...

Nah, not the most probable, that it's a load of bollocks.

Still an absolute twat I see.

SA said that he ”politely said no”, sure could be talking about his agent but I’ll forgive the press for ”distorting” that one

Oh yeah, he did. Talked about it on a radio show iirc. Snubbed by Fat Sam

This, pretty much. I have to add, I don’t think we could have gone much worse in terms of style/quality of football. What I’ve seen this season... *shudder*

sure arteta turned us down. Van Bronckhorst?

This, pretty much.

^ Just posted it in the Bruce thread. Good piece!

Yes because ‘big mike’ really wants us to win this A reason as good as anyone to want us to do well in the cup, I guess.

He is new to the Premiership. That’s what he meant. Hasn’t been there for years, then Mike threw him a lifeline.

Takeover confirmed.