Papavasiliou

Allegri Someone's not watched one of his teams play in about half a decade.

Anyone got a spare pair of gloves for the team with no keeper?

Given that I'd completely forgotten it existed until now, I'm not that arsed if @Heron obliterates it with a screamer from half way. At least it'll make for a good clip.

Get it sorted. I've just dug out an old GoPro that's been sitting in a drawer for at least 6 years. We can get multiple camera angles set up if you bring yours again.

In

Working knees are definitely not a prerequisite to play these games

I thought I'd just tweaked one ankle a little bit. Turns out after a good night's sleep everything below the waist is fucked

Spartans are massive

Aye sounds good. I'm in

Inter's owner is being hamstrung by China's foreign investment rules. They're losing money hand over fist and he's not allowed to pump enough in to keep them going without further outside investment.

Tonali and Bruno could definitely chop and change mid match.

This deal makes a lot of sense. If they manage to get 80mil euros from us that's all money straight in their pocket and they'll not need to pay for demolition work on the San Siro cos the fans will tear the place down themselves.

Kenedy?

Never fails to cheer me up.