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Neil Taylor is only worth 85% of Pardew?

God please make this happen

The internet is full of cunts!!!

Love how Nessy has waded in to confirm. Ya kna, just incase.

What do you think about Cabella's performance then? Did some good runs. Showed lots of energy. Not yet convinced though.

I find it funny how Lee reads N-O and uses the sources we post to back up his articles. Stupid flid.

Poor lad. It's like KI trying to explain to that palace forum last week. Even though we know our club better than anybody, we are infact 100% wrong. Laughable.

(Give It Up - KC & The Sunshine Band) Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nao Remi Remi Garde Remi Garde Reeemi Remi Garde Na-na-na-na... Imaginative.

It is phenomenally easy. Providing. You can write. In bite sized sentences.

And this Remi, is NCJmedia, where we hire local retards to run the local paper. Say hello to Lee.

Alan Pardew isn't in London but in Newcastle, where he'll hold talks with the English club to return.

Having discussions in London with the English club Newcastle. Is my guess.

Is that where we negotiate contracts like?

Reminds me of that dance he did at Villa park.

If Pardew had been a Geordie I would still want a wave tbh.

Is it said like, Remi GUARD or GUARD-A or am I wrong on both?

"I said to Pep in training yesterday, you could be the next Michael Essian"

Game of the day on SS1 now, if you wanna catch it.

"Its not wor fault that the north sea is so choppy. Tha wind had me greggs wrappa reet oot me hand before a cud lick the inside clean"

Don't worry. He had Gayle playing LW instead of a striker. He thinks Barry Bannan is Cabaye. And can't pronounce half his squads name. It's falling into place for a subtle relegation.

I thought Gouffran done well, constantly beating players, won 2 decent freekicks on the edge of the area. Went past Terry with pace, only to be stopped by a decent save by Cech. And he turned Azpilicueta inside out, until he pulled his groin. Oh wait, that was Cabella. Silly me.

total cringe You would of loved the kisses he blew into the crowd

"My only criticism is a strange one, this group are just too honest"

f*** off? I swear down, nearly kicked me dog across the room in sheer disbelief He also can't say Guedioura's name and kept calling him "That lad" "This boy", he apparently showed 'glimpses of power in training, something different to Bannan, who is more technical'

He just said on SS1 that... "Every team needs maverick players, I have a few here" "I don't want my wingers playing as fullbacks" Is he taking the fucking piss or what