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Wat We aren't signing Buffon until Krul leaves aswell.

Is it not his older brother Liam, who is a LB? Our fans are thick as fuck.

Dat Assombalonga replacement

It's literally been discussed countless times like

Pardew regularly held him to account IIRC. Short memory Ness? He regularly dedicated wins to Mike as a thank you for players being purchased.

Aye he's not a CB for starters.

Pardew regularly held him to account IIRC.

Current squad with Rafa - around 16th. Improved squad with Rafa - around 11th. Any squad without Rafa - Relegated.

Get yourself in the Rafa thread, it's lovely.

Not really simple though. Clubs are under a lot of pressure to ensure they stay in the Premiership. Once one club starts paying, that pressure ramps up. I'm sure Evertons survival hopes hinge on selling McCarthy for upwards of £20mil, like. Your point works for Siggy at Swansea, but this however.

If Rafa goes we wont exist every week to most fans, until Mike fucks off

Thought he was nailed on for Papiss' old team? Newcastle? Have you been following the news? Freiburg? He's also meant to have been signing for us since Gini and Krul were bairns

Thought he was nailed on for Papiss' old team?

Pardew returning in 3... 2... 1...

So are we expecting him to come in and play LW with Ritchie opposite side? Offering youthful unpredictability down one flank, offset by Ritchies graft and guile? I wouldn't be opposed to having him and Aarons for LW and Ritchie + Atsu for RW like. Streets ahead of Gouff, Sammy, Obermong. Especially for a newly promoted team.

Is he going to Hull? Haven't seen anything mentioned. Just what I and others have seen and read on here and twitter etc, nowt concrete

Murphy is two years older than him mind. Duly noted. However, Arma got nearly double the amount of goals while at Coventry, admittedly playing as a striker. I just feel like I expect him to push on, not linger at championship lower league teams. I'm personally hoping this season is his last at that level, getting a full season under his belt at a decent side pushing for promotion, not grabbing a half a dozen goals at Barnsley.

I know this guy is made of paper mache, but I feel like had he just been signed for £5-7mil after scoring nearly 10 goals for PSV after various long term injuries, people would be alot more positive about his potential inclusion in first XI for the coming season. I obviously want us to get a decent number 10 as we can't go on with Ayoze or Diame at top flight level, and Rafas system depends on a quality #10. But I equally hope Siem gets a chance, as he is a classy intelligent player. At 28 years old though, I feel it's last chance saloon.

Both he and Jacob Murphy were at Coventry at the same time, literally taking the piss out of league 1 on a weekly basis. One is potentially on the verge of a 10 mil transfer, the other off to Humberside

Lukaku mentioned several times when he was younger that Drogba was his idol and who he wanted to be like though. And that's ok. But he actually isn't much like Drogba beyond physical attributes. He's more like Stromzy than Drogba.

Is it still June in your world?

Since when did we chant "Toon Toon, Black an Charcoal army", like?

Wait.

He's gonna be our Dirk Kuyt

I hope Shittyghost is right because if we don't sign someone soon people on here will start to burn their season tickets ok Dopey Chopey , bet you don't even have one I've got two good lad Dopey Grown man, kin hell