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Shelvey has like 2 assists this season. And you will never believe the team he got one against.

Fortunately that is just how we operate.

You can't say they haven't tried!

£17 million rejected by Napoli for Manolo Gabbiadini, apparently.

If you watch Ben Arfa make that run and your first thought is "PASS IT", then this isn't the sport for you.

Some of the GIFs man

Page 700 appears to be when the wave of GIFs started http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,95667.17500.html

Happy new year people! As Varadi has already mentioned, N-O is by far the best thing about NUFC atm. Without it I would have walked away from the club completely, but knowing there is several hundred people sharing my pain, keeps me plodding on. Top work from you all, love this place

Steve McClaren on transfers - "We always knew January was coming up". Aye, it's only been that way for thousands of years Steve

With Pardew as manager

"He wants to show the world that he is the player he never ceased to be." <3

In that thread he linked you yourself seemed to laugh at the notion that we could possibly get relegated if you have a look I laughed at the fact our target should be "avoid the drop". Ambitious I know. A graphic came up from sky sports asking, "Will NUFC avoid the drop?", and your next comment was "Avoid the drop FFS" which seemed to suggest that you thought we would do much better than that I know, that is what I just alluded to in my post.

In that thread he linked you yourself seemed to laugh at the notion that we could possibly get relegated if you have a look I laughed at the fact our target should be "avoid the drop". Ambitious I know.

Using Stifler as an example and then the most obvious comment of "New signings might be crucial to our success". Well I never. Stop the printing presses.

wut

Every thread is just TCD. Again and again.

http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20151229/telephone-calls-to-st-james-park_2281670_5238526 That was fixed, now you get through and they say they have a large volume of calls and ask you to ring back later. And it's all your fault.

TBF he posted a tweet about PSV first. So winning the league is canny.

Would hate to see the bad years.

Not imposing himself enough. If Mitro imposed more, Moussa would become a better crosser.

Fortunately for us the commentator enlightened us to Colback having a supreme reading of the game, which enabled him to take up excellent defensive positions, despite his lack of running ability due to the festive fixture list.

Alan smith Can't label him as a midfielder, he could pop up anywhere.

He missed 2 gilt edge opportunities from crosses on Saturday. Not being funny like, but if he played for West Brom today he would of had a hattirck. He would not be criticised as much with better service as he would have less pressure to convert the 2/3 p*ss pot poor crosses we deliver a game. Hate this type of comment like So you disagree that Mitro wouldn't have score from the endless crosses and corners West Brom delivered? If we completed half as much per game we wouldn't be in the bottom 3. Fact of the matter is we created about 2 chances a game and have to be 100% clinical every time, which can not be expected of a 22 and 21 year old strike force. Well I think that it is impossible to say whether Mitrovic would have scored from them given has he even scored from a header for us? And he also missed a really easy one in the last game. Wijnaldum has looked way more threatening from the air than him Diving header Vs City. He's hit the bar and post on a couple of occasions from ludicrous distances with headers aswell. It's got nowt to do with him looking threatening, the fact is, he hardly gets the opportunity to show it because he gets 3 crosses a game into the box which he can attack. Of course he's going to miss some. Yet it wouldn't matter if we created more, because statistically speaking he would score eventually with more service per game. If we were still losing and Mitro was wasting 10 chances a game, then yes I would be worried, but he's living on scraps and the misses are amplified by the fact the whole team is shite and we desperately need points, so it sticks in peoples minds at FT.

Aye but stats mean nowt when you're in the CL.

Was chuffed when he was subbed. Then remember Anita had already went off dead previous.