Dembacha

Cattshit for me like

And again!

Twice

I've really enjoyed working these last two days. Every time I've had a break I just pop onto this site and take in all the new content that's been building up. One of the things I most enjoy is still feeling nervous every time I watch the highlights.

Fannying helps run the clock down. 10/10

Just a bit

Just a bit

Miley and Willock have really stepped up today.

How's Murphy playing?

Great interview.

Cracking cameo by Sterling

"Mikel Arteta's got big hairy balls" I think

Sandro's gran has IPTV.

Pull a player by the shirt or give them a nudge to stop a counter attack and take one for the team (yellow card), but if you pull someone by the hair, clothesline them or go into the challenge with your studs showing when preventing a counter attack then you deserve to be sent off.

Aye. Remined me of the Allan (everton player) challenge on St Maximin a few years ago.

McWhatshisface on Haidara.

Wor Luke

How's longstaff performing so far?

Didn't hear any swearing TBH

Keeping tabs on

Was he not offside from the pass in the first place?

Could still have been aimed at ref

No he hasn't. He just missed a decent chance.

Hamstring