Holloway

What will a wide man who has no burst of pace,power or conviction do out wide? Amble around the paddock looking like a hybrid of Viana and Luque.

You could wear them going on the pull down the Bigg market

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couldn`t believe the starting spot today after that pitiful effort midweek

Noble the epitome of a player of limited ability being a fantastic fit for their prospective clubs, we have the nuggets Taylor and Colback

So why are you a huge fan of him then?

What a dreadful footballer Cisse is, thick as castle walls and size 17 clowns boots. I`d have Rivierelino up top over him,no bother.

Anyone who reads the Sunday times noticed that columnist Rod Liddle, intellectual smoggie legend in his own mind? Favourite topic is Geordie baiting,in a slightly poncey fashion

no chicken runs,chicken dances, west ham mate reckons they'll lose this one then go and win at man city

Woy`s likely gone after the Euros, those 2 have managed what,about 8 games between them?

shit like this happens to Toon fans so offset your dread by hoying a tenner on it

Nailed on for the England gig and the spawny cunt will probably take them to a major tournament final,just to forever be reminded how fucking idiotic us deluded Jawdees were forcing him out

Gouffran for me suffered the most severe Pardewing of the lot,seem to remember him getting favourable reviews in his first stint here. Obertan though.has always maintained a high level of toxic abuse thrown at him,athlete with pea brain and heart

Obertan, simp!y because he has enough in his game to cause defences real problems but he seems brainless and cowardly and I doubt that can be coached out of him.

The ginger island is unnecessary. A Shearer cut is needed imo. A trilby hat would be a less drastic option if he really wants to keep those tufts. He's too old school for a millennium combover

have had a pop at the fan aspect of it but seeing that goal doesn't half tug at the heartstrings, I doubt the new signing can get anywhere near this

this thread 10.30 at the top of the bill sat night,

Is he supposed to be quick? Ben Arfa,with a couple of Gregg's stocked saddlebags

Touch of Robert about him

Is Owen the worst co commentator, sounds like he has a mouth full of porridge

Non Newcastle goal Blythe Spartans v Wrexham in that amazing fa cup caper

If you were completely new to football and this place was your first port of call, it would be understandable if you came away thinking Coloccini had the physical presence and leadership qualities of Mr Bean

Keegan debut goal v QPR, still gives me the shivers. Gallowgate was dangerously overcrowded,we squeezed in about 2.58. When Keegan slotted,we ended up near the front ,it was bedlam

well not nailed on, had we used/adapted a formation that is readily suggested on here

he spat his dummy out and then a random rizla floated down and ripped the offending lips off