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Almiron and Joelinton running into ASM's space.

Miles off.

Howay. Let's concede early and get this shit over with.

Here we go again ... It must be all Sean's fault! We are playing League 1 Oxford at home. Even if Sean has been playing the whole game so far on all fours, we shouldn't be this s****. It's not new though is it. It's like this whether he is in the team or not, regardless of opposition, regardless of home or away. Same old rubbish. You talk some shite. I didn't say any of that at all. I just made the point Matty is better than Sean yet Sean always gets picked because he's older. You went and made it out that I'd said its all Sean's fault when I didnt. Simply put, get fucked. You're not pulling that shit today.

Sean is so much worse than Matty it's hilarious. Why is he always the one to get the nod?

Sunlun would wipe the floor with us.

Take Joelinton off. Play Sorensen up there.

They've susses that almost any pressure and we hoof it.

These are better than us. Embarrassing for Bruce.

And Dummett's definitely here till he retired no matter what.

I expect us to be silly and leave Dummett registered for some reason.

Bentaleb and Ki would be my pick if Ki hadn't been exiled like. We might actually be able to keep the ball.

Fa Cup wins do nothing to help Ashley remain on the gravy train so play both ASM and Almiron for me.

Can't risk playing Ritchie and I'd stick Atsu in for Almiron, and Lazaro in for Allan if he's available (Bruce is hopeful). Hi Mr Ashley.

Schar looked on it when he came on like. Looking for the ball all the time.

Carrasco leaving Dalian Yifang for Crystal Palace according to sky.

Who fucking cares where the room is. For both him and Bentaleb people are banging on about how we have enough players but whether he's replacing a right back or Atsu, he's an improvement. Worrying about having too many players is silly. Injuries have us to the bare bone constantly

To put it in perspective, at this point Manchester United are 5th, with 8 less than the Pardew 2012 team had at this stage, and 1 more than the Bruce-MoN Sunderland team had.

I think fifth place is like 10-15 points lower than it was this stage last year.

I just assumed he was blowing for a typical soft foul on the goalie.

We kept the ball a bit because unlike the Longstaffs and Hayden, Schar can control a football.

It's missed in all the case but that first one from Lejeune is out of this world.

If he had longer arms it wouldn't have gone over

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