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Muto or Almiron will do the running that he did but aren't the same type of players at all.

Pardew would frantically try to change if it wasn't working often to no avail. Bruce just buries his head in the sand and says "Oh well this must be the team's limit nothing can be done."

Noticed a lot of the boomers on twitter have already turned on him. Didn't take long.

It's see how one dimensional and sluggish he is that shows you just how good Jetro was technically.

Did he want to bring Alex on for Schar like?

Really hope he's gone this summer. Fucking sick of him.

Shades of Joselu v Liverpool. Good times. Not the same at all really. Joe started behind his man, beat him to it and ran away from him. Joselu had a massive head start and had the ball tackled off him into the net.

Joelinton coming alive when the ball is in behind. Not every big striker is a target man but dinosaur managers don't realise this.

5 points by Christmas It's ambitious but he has shown he has some luck about him.

He'll be gone by Christmas, unfortuantely by that point next season we'll have 5 points and already be down.

He'll have sent it out there knowing people will pick up on it. Just taking the piss.

Wish Hope and Edwards would just go at it rather than this indirect back and forth

Viduka was brilliant when he could play I thought. If he'd been on the pitch more we wouldn't have been where we were.

Pathetic little man. Utter coward. Changed my mind. I can't wait for it to go wrong so I can watch him squirm and cry.

We might as well just play ASM up top. We aren't high enough up the pitch to use a striker.

Arsenal managing to get themselves relegated would be hilarious.

7 draws would do it from here.

We could not score another goal all season and probably still scrape it with 0-0's

Not even sure that'll change things. His son is involved with Bishop already and would surely just continue the same regime.

The year is 2040. Newcastle are in league two and now bring a rolling Sports Direct store with them to away matches. It's been a huge hit and Ashley is now richest man in Britain. He just can't compete with the powerhouses of league two though..

I'd kill to still have Mitro.

Hope he leaves in the summer and tears straight into Bruce's tactics in his first interview.

I've accepted ill health is the only thing that will save us from him now. He'll probably be like Trump and still be fine at 70 despite being a huge drinker and massively overweight.

Literally only positive flicker I have is at least they haven't offered him a new contract yet. When they do give him 5 more years next season the rot will be sealed forever.

We're too deep for everything. When we defend corners we put all 11 in our own box so there's no out for example. It's just pathetic and cowardly.