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It's Visa, not work permit

Joselu's back already. Yaaaaay.

We should get beat if its just down to sheer investment and overall technical quality. But we're very good at frustrating teams and when we have the belief we can often carry that into stealing a result. I'd love a result here as with about 6 or 7 players back next week it really sets us up to finish just as strongly as last year.

Sit down, we need to have a talk about how football works.

It's probably still Dubs, Darlow then him or Woodman. As it should be.

They won't be able to afford either if they don't go up. Which is why we Graciously offer to let them keep them if they let us keep Rondon.

Burnley deserve to go down. Going for Crouch purely because "he's tall."

And we still had to take out a fucking loan so no players in this summer. That fat fuck needs to die.

So no roberts, no murphy. Almiron not able to play. We're going to have 5 defenders on the bench aren't we?

Chelsea's reserves. Honestly, for me he's 3rd choice Left wing back and 5th choice for one of the two number 10 positions.

Almiron's also much more free role than second striker like Perez. Atsu's position, if it really is different, looks made for him.

Do people see Atsu and Perez as playing different positions? I see them as playing directly opposite each other to be honest.

Kenedy can't be trusted do anything right now. If we're replacing Perez what's the point? We've already signed and not bothered playing one lad who was supposed to do that

Of course he can't play Saturday. Always the Newcastle way.

All I know is, if its not Rondon up top, it has to be Muto. I'm fucking sick of the Hoss.

Dummett's going to be in for Schar in all these suggestions. He shouldn't be, but he will be.

There's nee fucking chance Dummett's playing LWB man, he'd be the worst at it. Honestly, don't see a future for him if we aren't playing 4 at the back. He's shite at LWB and he's poor at CB too.

Where's Ritchie supposedly freed up to play? There's no chance he could play in one of the two spots behind Rondon.

One year extension and the whole tiring saga rumbles on.

I'm pretty sure we're done using wingers for this season in the role of a traditional winger tbf. Don't see us moving from three at the back when it suits Schar and Lejuene so much, as well as Yedlin and Perez too.

His replacement is Aarons.

Didn't even realise we would be on it, so that's a bonus.

We play them penultimate game of the season. I want them to win it but it still would be funny if we ruined it for them

Baffled as to why Dan Gosling looked utter shite here.

Could do with giving him a recall.