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Joelinton actively doesn't want to score.

Cheese Slice injured again.

Gayle won the ball

Of course he scuffed it.

Notice Jones has been banished again after Bruce told him to fuck off. Not been on the touchline once.

Oh fuck off Krafth you useless twat.

Krafth starting after an injury last week when Manquillo is available is shit.

Joe burning a CB for pace is new.

The EFL will do exactly what the PL tells them to if they try to buy us down there.

He'll get an extension over the summer.

I reckon it's Simon Smith.

Edwards is claiming he stuck up for Hope.

Its almost the exact same meltdown McClaren had.

Get the whole city wearing Craig Hope masks I reckon.

It's gunna be Willock further forward in place of Almiron, Fraser in for ASM and Hendrick into midfield.

There's no chance of Downie or Graves asking tough questions and he's binned off doing any written press now. He'll bullshit his way through as always.

This is why calling Jones shite for his changes in style he's brought not working won't be fair when the press inevitably do it. He can only influence it in changing sessions. Lardface decides how often they train, who gets to play, and crucially - what subs to make mid match.

I'd love to hear Hope and Edwards in the same room like For the record, it's simple. One story is from someone unbiased, or biased only in wanting what's best for Newcastle. The other is written by a man who purely wants to paint Bruce in a good light.

Hope's the best reporter we've got. I know Caulkin's got the love in but he's too close to Bruce.

He still supposedly likes Bruce. Zero chance Bruce goes even if we're relegated. Which means he'll take another gamble we can't win.

Paraguay are absolutely still going to call him up for the internationals, aren't they?

Hendrick will come back in for sure.

Bruce is in shocking shape for someone who was a professional athlete. I don't get how people like that even get back in to football.

I'd rather play Anderson in the front three than move Willock if they both play. Let Willock stay where he is.

It wouldn't have been so terminal if only one of ASM and Almiron were injured with us having Fraser to come in. Now he's got to cover two creative outlets on his own.