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Just imagine Carver trying to express himself by attempting to make a face...

Think they were joking about his time in Leeds that he was a striker with more cards than he had goals.

Yeah Alan Smith always flew in with late alibi tackles because he couldn't keep up with the pace. Gabriel Obertan is another Ryan Babel or David N'Gog. Got the physical and technical aspects to be a top footballer. None of them are aware of their surroundings past the tip of their feet. Good on a ball, but not enough footballing brain to ever become good at the game itself.

Joe "Fooking" Kinnear http://www.fromscreentotheme.com/WhosWhoFairyGodmother-1.jpg Joe the "Fooking" Fairy.......... Godmother http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/68204000/jpg/_68204857_joe_kinnear2.jpg

Here mate, I think you dropped this. http://sr.photos2.fotosearch.com/bthumb/CSP/CSP991/k12494634.jpg

Made me think of Xisco, that picture.

I remember James Perch keeping Jonás in his pocket all match when we played against Nottingham Forest.

Mike Williamson http://www.alivenetwork.com/blogs/blog_photos/Thorntons21_1.jpg Some random clown on stilts http://e1.365dm.com/11/12/660x350/Williamson_2690700.jpg?20111213172705

Nice touch with the tongue.

Listen, it's quite obvious that it's enough that we stay up for Carver to be given the job, if I'm honest. *lick* Let me tell you he'll have the post until he fails really miserably or snaps and walks. The job will then be given to someone below him like Stone, Woodman or Beardsley. None of them fill me with any anticipation at all. *lick* It's more likely that they will put the tea lady in charge before they'd ever consider putting someone qualified in charge. So hear me now when I tell you that sir Bobby told me all this in a recent dream I had. *lick* *gets tongue stuck in a wrinkle*

Ryan Taylor celebrating a free-kick goal http://www.jod.uk.com/media/291594/easter-island-hero.jpg?width=1280 An Easter Island statue http://e2.365dm.com/12/03/660x350/RyanTaylor_2726766.jpg

John Carver http://www.glamour.com/images/health-fitness/2010/02/0204-raisin_li.jpg Photoshopped John Carver or John Carver with make-up. http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03151/John_Carver_3151934b.jpg