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Class act that man.

http://www1.skysports.com/watch/video/9822800/carver-not-good-enough Them licks.

They'll probably roll out that plane again to try to cheer themselves up when they are relegated.

I wonder if he offered to met the fans behind the training ground later.

Steve Stone looks like he's fallen asleep.

Seriously, is he even trying in that league?

So that's seven losses in a trot! I think everything that can be said about Carver has already been said. There's only this then:

That fan shaking his head in disbelief, probably one of the sponsors who were watching the amazing training.

Carver will be very desperate to defend this goal. He will throw in Abeid, play ten men behind the ball, we'll concede at least one goal and Abeid will get yet another skid mark from the bus.

I'd be surprised if they even managed to get out on the pitch without screwing up at this point.

True, there were those too.

But there were 80 candidates! No doubt one of them was the maintenance guy in the elevator. Another was probably one of Charnley's plushies.

http://www.betsplayer.com/football/coloccini-eyes-argentina-recall/ Looks like he's also as deluded as Sir Licksalot

Sounds like he has some questionable DNA to be perfectly honest.

Don't be too harsh on him. Can't be easy to shift around all that fat and weight when he kicks a ball.

Interesting. The goal against Chelsea would be my guess. It actually amazes me that he has managed to get this far in life without causing any fatal injuries to himself yet.

Huh? Can't remember Ranger ever scoring for us. When did that happen?

No doubt he slipped on one of his burgers that slipped out of his shorts.

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Colo probably told them to loan him because the guy was so badly tangled up in his hair that he couldn't get rid of him.

And your mate knows this how? His mate is Carver I'd be surprised if even Carver's imaginary friends would want to stick around Carver for long.