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I think Eddie Howe likes that Razor bloke who is always first on the press conferences and asks sensible questions.

The "T" is wonky. Completely fucking with my OCD

Meh, he masturbates to steve bruce. Not a fan.

Both massive Sandi Toksvig fans.

Sorry like, but I've always expected players in before pre-season for years. If they haven't signed by then (especially after a protracted saga) then I'm dubious about their commitment. Got burned by MO and I find it hard to trust anymore

I reckon that the Saudis are buying from our rivals at inflated prices so that when we do it the premier league can say fuck all about it. £200 million for Hayden. Job done.

Lol. I said what I said

Yep, I do this. I use this forum as a bullshit filter.

Bit pointless, they'll just hire him back in 18 months.

Read this as Christian Weston Chandler. I need to get off the internet for a bit.

Hence my part about having some truth, albeit skewed. Pretty sure it was the King's Island (or known as that). I didn't google it though, I'm just going off what I remember from my own knowledge.

Blaydon Races by GEORDIE Ridley? Oh yeah, totally a mackem anthem. They have some truth in what they say though, albeit skewed, as Blaydon was part of County Durham way back in the past.

To bastardize that quote; "I'd ask him if he wanted another blanket".

So Bruno has been chatting with Pedro, and Isak has been chatting with Elanga. I wanna know who Tonali might be chatting to.

Better be so Leeds or whoever offer something concrete to him.