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Chelsea should sign him.

The commentator from the wrestling? I don't he fits the age bracket.

Teddy seems like a reasonable enough poster like. He's not like the melts on RTG so I don't get why we give him pelters. He's just putting forward ideas about the club he supports. Usual banter I totally get obviously.

That Deluded twitter post Someone asked Grok to create a story about delusional Sunderland fan called “Narrow Lee”. Narrow Lee, a Sunderland diehard, was born in the shadow of the Stadium of Light, his heart pumping red and white. A delusional optimist, he’s convinced the 2025-26 Premier League return will see Sunderland dominate, especially against hated Newcastle United. Lee’s backstory includes wild tales: predicting a 5-0 derby win, claiming Enzo Le Fée is “Messi reincarnated,” and swearing he saw the ghost of Bobby Kerr bless the pitch. His pub rants about Newcastle’s “inevitable collapse” are legendary, though mates roll their eyes. Lee’s tattoo of the play-off final score (2-1 vs. Sheffield United) fuels his belief in miracles. Yet, whispers of relegation odds (2/5) don’t faze him—Narrow Lee lives for the dream, not stats.

Previous page mate.

I lived in Jarrow a few years back and often heard the name, but I wasn't sure if he was real or if it was some sort of local in-joke. That documentary was rather eye opening.

Who was the poster who used to be known as ITK on here, but then it was discovered they were just getting their stuff from a more credible ITK from another forum? It was quite the drama on here, as I recall.

I think Eddie Howe likes that Razor bloke who is always first on the press conferences and asks sensible questions.

The "T" is wonky. Completely fucking with my OCD

Meh, he masturbates to steve bruce. Not a fan.

Both massive Sandi Toksvig fans.

Sorry like, but I've always expected players in before pre-season for years. If they haven't signed by then (especially after a protracted saga) then I'm dubious about their commitment. Got burned by MO and I find it hard to trust anymore

I reckon that the Saudis are buying from our rivals at inflated prices so that when we do it the premier league can say fuck all about it. £200 million for Hayden. Job done.

Lol. I said what I said

Yep, I do this. I use this forum as a bullshit filter.

Bit pointless, they'll just hire him back in 18 months.

Read this as Christian Weston Chandler. I need to get off the internet for a bit.

Hence my part about having some truth, albeit skewed. Pretty sure it was the King's Island (or known as that). I didn't google it though, I'm just going off what I remember from my own knowledge.

Blaydon Races by GEORDIE Ridley? Oh yeah, totally a mackem anthem. They have some truth in what they say though, albeit skewed, as Blaydon was part of County Durham way back in the past.

To bastardize that quote; "I'd ask him if he wanted another blanket".

So Bruno has been chatting with Pedro, and Isak has been chatting with Elanga. I wanna know who Tonali might be chatting to.

Better be so Leeds or whoever offer something concrete to him.

Joan Garcia sounds like an American TV talk show host from the 90's.

Hugo Barbet? But nah, I think you're likely right but that begs the question would he come to us about being messed about?

As I remember it, all the talk was about us signing him and then we got Isak so all the hype about him was smoke and mirrors. Same trick twice? In other news, Luke Edwards has confirmed there is no truth to us trying to sign Nantes goalkeeper Hugo Barbet. Maybe.