Colback with the ball about 25 yards out, not being closed down at all, makes a forward pass into Perez just inside the box who takes a touch and puts it around Ruddy.
Just before, that Newcastle v Aston Villa graphic didn't look out of place whatsoever alongside those Premier League games. Two clubs that shouldn't be in the Championship, for fuck sake.
Sky seem to be giving this game a lite version of the noncey yer da build up like they gave to that Liverpool v Man Utd 'Red Monday' bollocks which turned out to be one of the most boring games I've ever watched.
If he gets the chance, he should score or else take out a knife, find you, and repeatedly stab you in the chest so we don't have to put up with your utter shite patter anymore. [fill in the blank]
That it?