polkaDot

The lads a right ghoul.

Christ man, log in for the first time for a few days to see what’s going on. First thing I see is a pic of the queen flashing her kegs ffs.

Polka, that guy that this oracle Ben is claiming is the lawyer isn’t right mate. Check out the fellas Instagram (djhalamy) and tell me if he looks the sort of guy involved in a £350million deal to buy a Premier League club. If anything he’s a writer/ journalist who happens to have a law degree. He’s also from Kuwait and supports Man U. Looks to be currently in Los Angeles on holiday too This is literally the only place where the Friday thing has come from apart from the ‘private jets coming lol’ thing too. Looks like Ben has been reeled in by it too and it’s just become a fact because it’s been repeated so many times. He’s also deleted a tweet from earlier in the week which said something like ‘there are Newcastle fans all over my timeline lol and they don’t realise I’m a Man U fan’. Make of that what you will. I’m desperate for this takeover to happen but I don’t want people getting their hopes up for today then losing their s*** when it doesn’t happen Sorry mate I meant that post to mean that today would at least put an end to anyone thinking that guy was legit - thereby questioning this Ben character and his apparent sources. I’ve had that lawyer bloke down as a gobshite ever since he started asking what players we wanted

The whole Friday thing is bollocks like I do believe something is going on, but we're not going to hear anything new out today.....apart from more bullshit from straw clutching journos. I’ve been sceptical about the whole thing from the start, that lawyer being legitimised has pretty much finished off any belief I had it was going to happen

This Ben character legitimised the lawyer who stated that today is the day for NUFC fans. So one way or another, today should hopefully tell us if this is all bollocks or not.

Can somebody screenshot it, I can’t see it on my phone. Its a ruck sack you f***ing madhead. Use your imagination I’ll defer on attempting humour again for the foreseeable

Can somebody screenshot it, I can’t see it on my phone.

I think, hes basically been talking to them directly. So the noises are lost likely direct quotes but hes probably not allowed to quote them. well I hope, and that is if this whole thing is true and comes off, that the prospective buyers realise that there needs to be a very important piece of business conducted within the next four weeks in securing our manager, and that in the excitement of all this - especially judging by the noises from their end, that they have not taken their eye off that particular ball.

So these noises mention money for the *manager* but then mention Charnley by name. right.

I think it's worth reading George Caulkins recent tweets and keeping a healthy perspective on this, especially considering what we've had to put up with in the past. If this does indeed go through the euphoria will be the same either way.

Could this lot be a recent addition to Staveleys original consortium? Adding the extra 1/4 needed to cover Ashley’s asking price and currently using social media to flush out Fat Boy?

Proof of funds and putting a bid in are two different things.

Sorry all. I thought I would deliberately get myself sucked into another ridiculous non-story for a bit of light relief.

SUITCASES? aye suitcases https://twitter.com/shxIvey/status/1133369712757366784/photo/1

some bloke on the twitter saying a Dubai plane just landed at NCL and his old mans helping a load of arabs with their luggage. suitcases and all sorts.

so it's gone from the beginning of June to the end of June... yeah. The priority right now is to fuck all this off for the time being and get Rafa sorted. This shit can wait.

Some mackem sent the Sun a picture of Mourinho in a keffiyeh saying he was buying the toon. Carnage.

(from twitter) This bloke is apparently called Sheikh Khalid bin Saqr bin Zayed Al Nahyan Not Sheikh Khalid bin Sultan bin Zayed Al Nahyan, so possibly not related to MC owner. Hence confusion on who this bloke is.

We've got the family secret, the black sheep, the daft one, the reckless one, haven't we? Aye, summoned by the burning of a black & white shirt in the square of trafalgar.

The Mido re-tweet seems to have sent everything crackers.

The Dubai bloke may be legit but it looks like his source is the original S** story.

Went to bed laughing at the mackems, woke up at 5 this morning and saw the thread title saying we had been taken over. Drove 200 miles grinning and then checked again and it’s off. Get a couple of hours kip, wake up and check again and it’s back on ffs.

I’ve not seen the video fella. I agree with you though.

Warm bank holiday weekend in London I’m sure there were a few people walking around wearing NUFC tops. How many of them were aware that a lower league team from east Durham with a chip on their shoulder just happened to be hanging around trafalgar sq is another thing entirely.