Ross

9am I think

There must be at least one 10/10 English bird from all this? You could park a car between her teeth the one at the top!

That was a fairly s*** bet though I'd be lying if I said I knew what I was doing!

I don't know how you do it! My accy went tits up today where I had Italy to draw and Czech to win. Seems as if it's just one of those things (footy betting) where you have it or you don't - FFS!

Hasn't he already said something along the lines of NUFC would have to forcibly throw him out and that he demands the number 9 jersey so he can be the new Shearer? That does sound like something he'd come out with I know he wears the no.45 as 4+5=9. If Cissé departs the club I don't see what's to stop him from taking it

Posting a picture like that must surely mean he's staying? A season in the Championship may do him good as he can continue his learning curve of English football whilst under less pressure

Allowing Michael Owen to commentate

Last season they'd played 9 games before they got a win and their first game is at the Etihad. Hopefully they'll start as they mean to go on...

It's tough when Germany's best striker is Polish