Ross

Since Gerrard's return to Liverpool they've lost every game so far

The Belgian league must be absolute excrement if he and Sels were deemed 'good' within it

If Rafa gives him the same spiel he gave to the others who dropped a league - you never know? However I'd imagine he'd consider a move back to us as soon as we've regained PL status

I hate Leeds. Dirty club for a dirty populace. I hope we tonk the twäts!

Bit harsh to call him s***. He's decent enough. Injuries obviously haven't helped him like. Let me rephrase it then - never going to be bought by one of the better clubs in the premier. That's a fair comment. I'm not saying he's class or owt, but very good championship striker, can do a job for a lower Premiership side. Going down a league could be that confidence booster he needed. If this carries on I don't see a reason why he shouldn't get a few starting XI's in the PL. There's more to come from him.

Last time I saw Newcastle play in Hull was Pardew headbutting Meyler and me sitting in the home stand

The pessimism is high on here A 2-0 or 3-0 win to us

I don't follow

Turns out Mourinho can still get the best out of Chelsea after all

Excellent play yesterday in scoring early and leading from the front. Also glad to see Perez and Ritchie have their turn on the score sheet

Wasn't it before we'd even kicked a ball? You were preparing for a relegation battle before you'd even kicked a ball

We're currently on a very good run. Ipswich are not - one game won in their last five. 3-0 to us

Don't want France to win because of Sissoko

Is that a political reference? Duh. Why's he joining the bandwagon? Last time I checked Iceland weren't even in the EU

Is that a political reference?

I wonder if Ronaldo will pull a Messi/Zlatan after the tournament? So far it seems to be the year of the current world's best to be retiring from international level

Lucky SOB I wish my girlfriend was as good looking as her when I was 20

Who is she? Is she a WAG?

It's a sort of Brexit derby The Bremainers (NI) vs. the Brexiteers (Wales)

It's about time, what an absolute waste of money he's been

What did he ask him?

With Rafa in charge and with what we have already we were able to smash Tottenham in the last game of the season and hold the likes of Liverpool and City to a draw. We don't need to sign anyone if we can hold on to what we have

I would swim up the Amazon river with 45lb weights tied to my scrotum with nothing else but Ellen DeGeneres' queefs as my air supply to have a seafood dinner with her over Skype on a dial-up connection

Burton Albion away