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Christ Almighty! And we call mackems thick.

She's a good lass Jill Scott. Stop being childish and acting like ..... well mackems.

I will be proved right.

Love stats me.

And did fuck all. They couldn't wait to get rid of him. He's a bluffer and a bullshitter and he will fail.

I love stats me. Just wait until he plays with the big lads in the Premier League. He will not last six months.

Eh?

What were the difficult circumstances?

Liar.

Ooh look, you got a like from supertoon. Couldn't give a shit what he has done elsewhere, I still say he will fail massively in the Premier League. And I will be right. I normally am.

Oh I love people who bring up stats and all that. Well I happen to know a few Arsenal fans and they couldn't wait to get rid of him. Says more than the stats that does.

He was crap at Arsenal.

In the Premier League?

Right, I have to get this off my chest. I can't understand this outpouring of greatness for Emery. I will stick my neck out and predict that he will fail massively. Yes you can bookmark this.

This is absolute poetry.

I may be wrong but didn't Caulkin always question Bruce's team selection? Such as "why is Murphy/Ritchie playing as full backs"? He often questioned that Bruce hadn't a clue where Almirons position was on the pitch amongst others.

I'm not sure that you are right about that. I can't remember Caulkin defending Bruce, quite the opposite.

I hate this kind of stuff (and I followed the Toon in the seventies). My proudest boast is that away fans are made welcome here. I have loads of opposition fans as genuine friends and we still keep in touch. We need to stop this carry on if true.

Then why do the tosspots not bother to put ily after fam? Too much bother? Arseholes!

Please don't compare him to that foul mouthed disgusting man. Ferguson I mean. Eddie Howe is an absolute gentleman and a fantastic football tactician. I can only think of Pep Guediola (spelling) that is a better manager in the Premier league.

This bloke is a fabulous footballer!

Said the exact same to the wife. Kane may as well have been saying to the ref "that's a yellow, foul that ref, I'm captain of England you know". He never stopped yapping to the ref. Pathetic person. And guess who else captains England? Another of my most hated footballers, Harry Maguire. I think I will seriously explode if Mings becomes a regular in the England camp.

I think Amazon have been great. In our match alone against Everton they interviewed Trippier, Bruno, Pope and Howe.

No Steve Bruce?

Zzzzz.