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Love stats me.

And did fuck all. They couldn't wait to get rid of him. He's a bluffer and a bullshitter and he will fail.

I love stats me. Just wait until he plays with the big lads in the Premier League. He will not last six months.

Eh?

What were the difficult circumstances?

Liar.

Ooh look, you got a like from supertoon. Couldn't give a shit what he has done elsewhere, I still say he will fail massively in the Premier League. And I will be right. I normally am.

Oh I love people who bring up stats and all that. Well I happen to know a few Arsenal fans and they couldn't wait to get rid of him. Says more than the stats that does.

He was crap at Arsenal.

In the Premier League?

Right, I have to get this off my chest. I can't understand this outpouring of greatness for Emery. I will stick my neck out and predict that he will fail massively. Yes you can bookmark this.

This is absolute poetry.

I may be wrong but didn't Caulkin always question Bruce's team selection? Such as "why is Murphy/Ritchie playing as full backs"? He often questioned that Bruce hadn't a clue where Almirons position was on the pitch amongst others.

I'm not sure that you are right about that. I can't remember Caulkin defending Bruce, quite the opposite.

I hate this kind of stuff (and I followed the Toon in the seventies). My proudest boast is that away fans are made welcome here. I have loads of opposition fans as genuine friends and we still keep in touch. We need to stop this carry on if true.

Then why do the tosspots not bother to put ily after fam? Too much bother? Arseholes!

Please don't compare him to that foul mouthed disgusting man. Ferguson I mean. Eddie Howe is an absolute gentleman and a fantastic football tactician. I can only think of Pep Guediola (spelling) that is a better manager in the Premier league.

This bloke is a fabulous footballer!

Said the exact same to the wife. Kane may as well have been saying to the ref "that's a yellow, foul that ref, I'm captain of England you know". He never stopped yapping to the ref. Pathetic person. And guess who else captains England? Another of my most hated footballers, Harry Maguire. I think I will seriously explode if Mings becomes a regular in the England camp.

I think Amazon have been great. In our match alone against Everton they interviewed Trippier, Bruno, Pope and Howe.

No Steve Bruce?

Zzzzz.

Or any Premier team. It's the media AGAIN informing us illiterate fans that he is great. We said so, so he is. Anyone who knows me on here will tell you I urge everyone to make their own mind up and ignore the press. For ages I have banged on about how Harry Maguire is shit. Now suddenly some people agree with me. He is captain of England. How can that be? Now I will tell you another on my shit list that will gain numerous caps for England because the media will tell you he's great. Tyrone Mings. He is a fucking shocking defender and no one will convince me otherwise. England have a load of shite players by the way which always ends up with arguments because some of my "mature" friends think England will win everything. Crazy, why do they even think that?

Referee - " now let's find a reason to disallow that goal". VAR - "I'm sure there was a shirt tug in the first half that we might have missed". Kopp- "Thanks".

This is bang on. He should never be playing full back because of his lack of pace. However, he is great in the middle of defence.