shakey jake

technique was so poor yesterday, looked like he'd never played professional football before, as did most of our players infact

I reckon he faked his injury. Was getting bummed by Murphy and was definitely getting sent off in the second anyway.

It’s all good having a penalty takers list but the fact Kenedy was abysmal all game and this could’ve been a last minute winner we didn’t deserve, Rafa should have called Lascelles over to give it to Shelvey imo.

What the fuck.

Ugh that was perfect for Shelvey right foot

Well that’s the worst sub appearance in history

This is fucking shocking

That’s shocking, 3 game ban and deserved

Another game where I’m wanting subs before the half hour mark

Next year will be our year

£100m spent and have Noble and Snodgrass playing

He's such a shit pundit man he's hard to listen too. And that crucifix between his eyes is as prominent as ever

Imagine what Rafa could do with just a tiny bit of backing

Ritchie

We’ve been ok, love Kennedy’s driving runs just wish they were further up the pitch. Shit myself when Eriksen has the ball that bloke is quality. At least we have options on the bench, Ki better be good we’re going to need him to be.

Am I dreaming

Diame man wtf

This Man U kit is lovely imo

4/10 it’s not that the players we’ve signed are awful, its just most other clubs are striving to be much better and we’re happy to juse survive. We have to get this fat fucker out this season, he has been an absolute cancer on this club.

Fucking hell we are so tragic I just laugh these days tbh

Premiership Winners: Liverpool Runners Up: Man City 3rd-6th: Spurs, Man U, Chelsea, Everton Relegation: Southampton, Huddersfield, Cardiff Overachievers: Everton Underperformers: Arsenal Top Goal Scorer: Kane Break Out Year: A dude I've never heard of Season to Forget: Ozil PFA Player of the Year: Kane PFA Young Player of the Year: Sessegnon Manager of the Year: Marco Silva First manager to quit/be sacked: Sparky Championship Winners: Stoke Runners Up: Boro 3rd-6th: Villa, WBA, Derby, Norwich Relegation: Sheff U, Brentford, Preston Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 10th Top Goalscorer?: Rondon How will we do in the cup competitions?: quarter finals in LC, 3rd round FA Cup Will Rafa still be manager at the end of the season?: Yeah Who will be the first player to be sent off for us?: Shelvey Domestic League One Promotion: Fuck knows League One Relegation: Fuck Knows League Two Promotion: Fuck knows League Two Relegation: Fuck knows FA Cup: Man City League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Portsmouth Europe La Liga winner: Atletico Serie A winner: Juventus Bundesliga winner: Bayern Champions League winner: Juventus Europa League winner: Inter (after getting knocked out in CL) World Player of the Year: Ronaldo Other: Will Alan Pardew be managing at the end of the 2018/19 season?: Yeah (championship) Will Jose Mourinho still be in charge of Manchester United come the end of the season?: Yeah Where will Sunderland finish?: 2nd

Ritchie

Such a fucking class act, I adore our manager captain combo and that fat cunt is trying his best to fuck things right up

I know right, so strange. They should’ve just gone for Forster or something on a 6 month loan.