RS

8 clean sheets in 29 games isn't bad at all tbf. 18 points from those 8 clean sheets key to the season really. 1 goal in last 5 games = 5 points is a bit radge like

Brucetistics

8 hrs without a goal?

Jo the goal dropped after arguably one of his best games for us!  Bruce knows.

Kathy Secker is a peach.

My favourite vandalism back in the day. I’m sure Beardsley was behind it!

 

You've changed it. It was definitely beach. Peach would have made some kind of sense.

It was peach on the flyover wall on the way into town near the civic centre!

Kathy Secker is a peach.

My favourite vandalism back in the day. I’m sure Beardsley was behind it!

Is the Netflix advert a picture of the titanic?

Ambition.

“I’m not big on tactics”

Bruce sub costs us the game?  It would be hilarious

Longstaff needs to get his heed over the ball

Stealth mode relegation

So Bruce reckons scoring goals is our Achilles heel. He's had two transfer windows, why didn't he do something about it?

He’s not a puppet you know!

It’s a must win.  Lose this and I don’t think we’ll have the confidence to win another game.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rafa-benitez-claims-mike-ashley-17820226

I can fully believe this. He’s here for ever!

Joelington will crack his hip against the corner of a shelf in tescos, putting him out of the last game.

He’d miss the shelf

We’ll be down for a while. Full squad rebuild. Joelinton will have a £5m relegation clause. We’re only stinking up this league anyway.

What's this bacon crack?

Priorities!

He’s a fucking fraud and the sooner those retards that attend games realise this and get into him the better. They simply cannot be that thick!

2000 minutes without a premiership goal?

We’re in real trouble.

Embarrassing for the league that we are going to stay up

Not sure we are.

Time the fans turned on the dough faced chump. Shit owner. Shit coach. Shit players. SHIT.

Just can’t see us winning. Dough face has nothing but morale and luck in his locker. Both are long gone. I can see a 3-0 pasting.

Starting to hope he gets injured. He’s that bad.

Comical running a piece that says NUFC are willing to help find the fan who got his knob out, last night.

 

Nice!

Poor fucker will end up on the sex offenders register because of it as well