RS

Ages?

No chance of staying up. We’ve the wrong kind of manager to turn this squad around (I’m not saying he’s a bad manager by the way, but we needed to be Rafa-like to become hard to beat first and foremost)

“Thoughts on your club bombing Yemen the other day?”

I think that the noise they’re making about us shows they’ve nothing worth talking about left at their club and they’ve finally accepted that 4 seasons in the 3rd division have made them absolutely insignificant in the footballing community.

10 full days from a positive test

Needs to lose the armband as a minimum. His lack of involvement regularly costs us goals.

Staying up is a massive ask now. Horrendous run of results due to a complete lack of interest by the last regime including the fat fraud Walker lad.

KEEGAN

Fuck this

Probably due to our sponsorship ban

Confidence sapper when you have a weak ‘keeper. Worries the defence.

Chances are someone will be getting a clip outside there soon. That cunt that looks like a dropped trifle needs a one

Can’t wait to give Eddie a massive Geordie rece……………..

CovEd

Lovely lad in person apparently. Anyway, get to fuck you snivelling little yes man.

If Bruce had seen his contact out the squad would have been obese and in the 3rd division. If any proof was needed that he was only here for the money and not the “boyhood club” rubbish. The managerial equivalent of Michael Owen’s mentality.

Kept Bruce’s gravy flask as a memento of happier times

Daft old bastard probably once had a ppi claim, makes him the font of all knowledge. That bitter old cow over there can tuck her tits back into her tights and fuck off as well.

The protests outside their biggest employer must be deafening; https://ami.nissanmotornews.com/en/releases/nissan-expands-reach-in-saudi-arabia-with-manahil-international

If the shoe was on the other foot then I’d be gutted. Your derby team lined up for the biggest upturn in investment for a decade and a half whilst you are treading water in the 3rd division, becoming more irrelevant by the day. I can help thinking that their fans are a massive part of their problem. Recognised as the most fickle of the fickle. Their mentality actually suits the division they find themselves in and probably puts off decent investment. Darren Bent sums them up: https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2019/05/13/darren-bent-explains-whats-strange-about-sunderland-fans/

Apparently restructured the club workings. He’s from a family steeped in corruption scandal (but not recognised in the massive lads fans world) so knows the palms to grease.

Some of the most amazing double standards ever seen over there. Forget they bewed their own team so hard for taking the knee they no longer take it. Forget they racially abused their own player’s family. Forget one of their own threatened to bomb an opposing teams stadium. Forget the mass support and excuse making for a child sex abuser. None of that matters because they’re now leading the field in the opposition of Saudi human rights. “Wiz wuda dun this if the hadn’t takkin owa the mags anywa marra”

3 mackems in tk maxx in town (yesterday, honestly!) “we’ve got to get Kevin Phillips back as manager” also all agreed they are dogshit

Good fit