David Edgar

Shelvey ffs. Slows our attack to demand a 3 yard pass from a CB and duly lofts the ball straight to a Bournemouth defender.

We look disjointed. No clear structure to our passing or movement off the ball. Bournemouth having an easy time keeping ASM at arms length.

VAR looking at that, but not the cynical push by Wilson earlier?

Wilson did crock Lascelles early on.

Shelvey looks like a traffic cone out there.

Could be in for a messy defeat.

Took advantage of our shit marking.

Proper annoyed Wilson wasn't carded.

That's at least a yellow card.

Fucking morons messing up the minutes silence.

Commentator just said "Sarri really built something at Napoli." How many of the first 11 were Rafa signings?

"If I could make money asset stripping another brand, I would. But I can't so I'll blame the government."

I figured the same for both of those points. Might just be cos of FIFA

Referee has fucked this game with the handball call.

Frank Lampard's Chelsea getting battered.

That's an OG from Kepa.

Really enjoyed that. A fully functioning Barcelona win that by a few, but fair play to Slavia for their efforts. Hope Chelsea v Ajax is a belter next.

Vidal should be shot into the fucking moon for that dive. Wanker.

Vidal has been rubbish. Imagine playing him as a #10.

I thought it was VAR that gave the red card, overruling the referee who had initially given a yellow?

Barca v Slavia first half was proper engrossing.

So there would still be a margin for error. An armpits worth...